They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.

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I was so content with my life and one day I asked God, what could be better than this?

And then I met you.

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If I was a plant you'd make my roots extend.


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Just call me baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.

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Why is it that every time you are around, my pants feel tighter?😋🙈

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what's the difference between a good day, the best day and the greatest day

each depends on how much i see you

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Flirty School Pick-Up Vibes🤩

Are you the school bus driver? You should take me home.

Are you the school staircase? Because you take my breath away.

Can I buy you lunch? Or would you rather have my allowance?

Can you help me with this math problem? I need to find x, where x is your home address .

Do you know what’s the most noteworthy thing in our previous class? You.

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Damn shawty, can i call ur legs the sea?

Because im feeling like Moses tonight

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When you breakup with the woman of your dreams.. 😂

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