#Dirtylines 🤤

🔸Girl do you like magnets?

Because there's a pole in my pants and it's attracted to you.🙈😄

🔸Babe do you know what would i do if you'll wear ONION instead of clothes...

I'll get inside all those layers😄

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#pickupline 😅

Pinch me.

[Why?]

You're so fine I must be dreaming.

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😞 Depressing pickup lines 😣

◾️Are you suicide? Because I think about you every day.

◾️Are you a gravestone? Because I really wish you were on top of me.

◾️Are you anti-depressants? Because if I don’t have you every day I’m going to kill myself.

◾️Are you a coffin? Because I really wish I was inside you right now.

◾️Are you a death certificate? Because I really wish you were mine.

◾️Are you an electrical outlet? Because I really want to stick my fingers in you.

◾️Are you an anti-depressant , cause you’re the only thing that makes me happy

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Best Cheesy Pick Up Lines to Use at a Bar

🔶 My friends bet me I couldn’t talk to the prettiest girl in the bar. Want to use their money to buy some drinks?

🔺 Trust me, I’m not drunk; I’m just intoxicated by you.

🔸I seem to have lost my number—can I have yours?

🔹 I was just trying to buy a drink here, but you’re very distracting.

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I wanna c_ddle and k_ss
But u and i aren't together🥺

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Did i tell you I'm writing a book?

It's a phone book and it's missing your number.☺️😙

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What's the difference between you and a pair of glasses?

A pair of glasses sit higher up my face.😜

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hey girl, are you crypto?

cos i wanna spend my time and money on you and then go down with you ☺️😉

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🥰 #TeddyBearPickUpLines 🧸

🧸 I lost my teddy bear.
Can I sleep with you instead?

🧸 Call me Teddy, because I want to be a part of your bedroom collection.

🧸 Babe you looking for an extra teddy bear? Because you can sleep with me as much as you want.

🧸 Hey Baby did you know they call me Pooh Bear? Because I'm always chasing after the Honey!

🧸 Call me Teddy bear, because I want to be yours for the night.

🧸 Hey girl are you a teddy bear?
Cause I want to fall asleep with you in my arms and wake up with your cold dead eyes still watching me.

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🦋 #KissingPickupLines 😚

💋 Kissing is good for your teeth. You have teeth, I have teeth, let’s upgrade?

💋 Can we try the Australian kiss? It is kind of like a French kiss, but down under.

💋 I cannot taste my lips, would you be able to do it for me?

💋 Don’t worry. If you kiss me, I won’t turn into a frog.

💋 A kiss to me! Let me taste your sweet lips before the asteroid destroys the earth.

💋 I can hold my liquor but kissing you would make me weak at the knees.

💋 Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute. Wanna workout?

💋 My friends call me Sugar Lips — wanna find out why?
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Funny Pickupvibes😁

Me without U is like,
A shoe without a laces, and Asentencewithoutaspace!😂💔😂

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