💥Women's Snappy Comebacks🥹🔥⚔

Man👨🏻‍🦱 : So what do you do for a living?😏
Woman👩🏻‍🦰 : I'm a female IMPERSONATOR.😎

Man👨🏻‍🦰 : HEY, baby whats yur sign?🤓
Woman🧑🏻‍🦰 : Do not enter🙂

Man👱🏼‍♂ : I would go to the end of the world for you😍
Woman👩🏼‍🦳 : Yes, but would you stay there?🙃

Man👨🏽 : If i see you naked, i'd die🫣
Woman👩🏽‍🦱 : Yeah, but if i saw you naked i'd probably die laughing.🤣

Man👨🏾‍🦱 : I wan give myself to you.🫶
Woman👱🏾‍♀ : Sorry. I don't accept cheap gifts.💅🏻

Man💁🏻‍♂ : Hey, come on. We're both here at this bar for the same reason.
Woman💆🏻‍♀ : Yeah! Let's pick up some Chicks!😌

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𝗬𝗼𝘂: 𝗕𝗮𝗯𝗲 𝗰𝗹𝗼𝘀𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗲𝘆𝗲𝘀 ❤️

𝗛𝗲𝗿: 𝗼𝗸

𝗬𝗼𝘂: 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗱𝗼 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘀𝗲𝗲? 😘

𝗛𝗲𝗿: 𝗡𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 😔

𝗬𝗼𝘂: 𝘄𝗲𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁'𝘀 𝗺𝘆 𝗹𝗶𝗳𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂 ❤️

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You: wanna know something?

Her: what?

You: Loving you was the second best thing I ever did

Her: what was the first?

You: Finding you 👌

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🧸 #PickUpLine 😁

Yes,
I get jealous, from your phone screen when you try to kiss me over video call 🥲😙

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𝗪𝗵𝗶𝗰𝗵 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝘆𝗳𝘂𝗹 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗘𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝘆 𝘁𝗼 𝗮𝘀𝗸 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗮 𝗴𝗶𝗿𝗹'𝘀 𝗻𝘂𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿 🤩🎯



"I have a terrible memory. Could you help me out? I forgot my phone number, can I have yours?"

Vs


I have a feeling you might have the most interesting number in your phone. Care to prove me right by letting me add it to mine? 😬

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ᴘɪᴄᴋ ᴜᴘ ʟɪɴᴇs

𝗜 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗸 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗺𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗹𝗲𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗽𝘂𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗺 𝗶𝗻 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗲𝘆𝗲



.𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝗸𝗹𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗲𝘆𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝗼 𝗯𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁, 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝘂𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘀 𝗺𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗯𝗲 𝗷𝗲𝗮𝗹𝗼𝘂𝘀.




𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗹𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗼 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗮 𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲!



𝗧𝗵𝗲𝘆 𝘀𝗮𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗽𝗿𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗶𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗽𝗲𝗼𝗽𝗹𝗲 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗹𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗹𝘆, 𝘀𝗼 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗺𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗯𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝗱𝗶𝗿𝗲 𝗻𝗲𝗲𝗱 𝗼𝗳 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻.

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Am i John Cena to you?

Cause you still haven't asked me for a selfie. Maybe you can't see me 😏😶‍🌫

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