Did you got the mail?😳

I heard Oxford is officially changing the "gorgeous" word to " (your crush name)"😍

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I was blinded by your beauty…👨‍🦯 I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.😌🥰

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There are two types of people in this world:

People who love chocolate and people who love you. And I don't love chocolate.😌💚

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💥Women's Snappy Comebacks🥹🔥⚔

Man👨🏻‍🦱 : So what do you do for a living?😏
Woman👩🏻‍🦰 : I'm a female IMPERSONATOR.😎

Man👨🏻‍🦰 : HEY, baby whats yur sign?🤓
Woman🧑🏻‍🦰 : Do not enter🙂

Man👱🏼‍♂ : I would go to the end of the world for you😍
Woman👩🏼‍🦳 : Yes, but would you stay there?🙃

Man👨🏽 : If i see you naked, i'd die🫣
Woman👩🏽‍🦱 : Yeah, but if i saw you naked i'd probably die laughing.🤣

Man👨🏾‍🦱 : I wan give myself to you.🫶
Woman👱🏾‍♀ : Sorry. I don't accept cheap gifts.💅🏻

Man💁🏻‍♂ : Hey, come on. We're both here at this bar for the same reason.
Woman💆🏻‍♀ : Yeah! Let's pick up some Chicks!😌

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𝗬𝗼𝘂: 𝗕𝗮𝗯𝗲 𝗰𝗹𝗼𝘀𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗲𝘆𝗲𝘀 ❤️

𝗛𝗲𝗿: 𝗼𝗸

𝗬𝗼𝘂: 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗱𝗼 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘀𝗲𝗲? 😘

𝗛𝗲𝗿: 𝗡𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 😔

𝗬𝗼𝘂: 𝘄𝗲𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁'𝘀 𝗺𝘆 𝗹𝗶𝗳𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂 ❤️

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You: wanna know something?

Her: what?

You: Loving you was the second best thing I ever did

Her: what was the first?

You: Finding you 👌

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