This Flirty Texts Never Fail to Impress Someone 🥵


Sometimes I get turned on Just by seeing your name pop up on my phone.


I want to hold you and then kiss you, just to check if you are actually made of sugar.Because you so sweet 💦

@Pickup_lineTM

If i were a stop light🚦, I'd turn red 🔴 everytime you passed by, just so i could stare at you a bit longer. 😌

@Pickup_lineTM

Moses is my inspiration but guess what...

I wanna separate your waters with my rod🥲🌹

@Pickup_lineTM

𝚈𝚘𝚞: 𝗌𝖾𝗇𝖽 𝗆𝖾 𝖺 𝗉𝗂𝖼𝗍𝗎𝗋𝖾 𝗈𝖿 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝖻𝖾𝖺𝗎𝗍𝗂𝖿𝗎𝗅 𝗌𝖾𝗅𝖿 🥹

𝖸𝗈𝗎: 𝖳𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗍𝗂𝗆𝖾 𝗍𝖺𝗄𝖾 𝗂𝗍 𝗈𝖿𝖿

𝙷𝚎𝚛: 𝖳𝖺𝗄𝖾 𝗂𝗍 𝗈𝖿𝖿?

𝖸𝗈𝗎: 𝖳𝗁𝖾 𝗆𝖺𝗄𝖾 𝗎𝗉. 𝖸𝗈𝗎'𝗋𝖾 𝗉𝖾𝗋𝖿𝖾𝖼𝗍 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝗂𝗍 😍

@Pickup_lineTM

Did you got the mail?😳

I heard Oxford is officially changing the "gorgeous" word to " (your crush name)"😍

@Pickup_lineTM

I was blinded by your beauty…👨‍🦯 I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.😌🥰

@Pickup_lineTM

There are two types of people in this world:

People who love chocolate and people who love you. And I don't love chocolate.😌💚

@Pickup_lineTM

💥Women's Snappy Comebacks🥹🔥⚔

Man👨🏻‍🦱 : So what do you do for a living?😏
Woman👩🏻‍🦰 : I'm a female IMPERSONATOR.😎

Man👨🏻‍🦰 : HEY, baby whats yur sign?🤓
Woman🧑🏻‍🦰 : Do not enter🙂

Man👱🏼‍♂ : I would go to the end of the world for you😍
Woman👩🏼‍🦳 : Yes, but would you stay there?🙃

Man👨🏽 : If i see you naked, i'd die🫣
Woman👩🏽‍🦱 : Yeah, but if i saw you naked i'd probably die laughing.🤣

Man👨🏾‍🦱 : I wan give myself to you.🫶
Woman👱🏾‍♀ : Sorry. I don't accept cheap gifts.💅🏻

Man💁🏻‍♂ : Hey, come on. We're both here at this bar for the same reason.
Woman💆🏻‍♀ : Yeah! Let's pick up some Chicks!😌

@Pickup_lineTM