°• ✨Dirty Knock-Knock Jokes to Make Your Lover LOL

🔹 Knock, knock. (Who's there?) Keyna. (Kenya who?) Kenya lick me up?

🔸 Knock, knock. (Who's there?) Hey Wood. (Hey Wood who?) Hey would you eat me out?

🔹 Knock, knock. (Who's there?) The mechanic. (The mechanic who?) Heard you wanted a rim job.

🔸 Knock, knock. (Who's there?) Mayan Ipples. (Mayan Ipples who?) Mayan Ipples are so hard right now.

🔹 Knock, knock. (Who's there?) Mike. (Mike who?) Mike Litoris.

🔸 Knock, knock. (Who's there?) Annie. (Annie who?) Annie chance you can come over later?

🔹 Knock, knock. (Who's there?) Bacon. (Bacon who?) Bae, can you give me a kiss?

🔸 Knock, knock. (Who's there?) Willy. (Willy who?) Willy wanna see you naked.

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𝗗𝗶𝗿𝘁𝘆 𝗣𝗶𝗰𝗸𝘂𝗽 𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗲𝘀 𝗧𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗡𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗳𝗮𝗶𝗹 💋


Let me insert my plug into your socket and we can generate some electricity 🥵💦



When I saw you I lost my tongue. Can I put your In my mouth 👅




Tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes.. 😆

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You remind me of trigonometry.

Because exploring all your angles would result in sin()

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💞Flirty Comebacks🤩

I don't miss, I kiss!😜

You don't miss me. You just miss my sexy style.😌

And you are in my inappropriate thoughts.🙂

Let's meet up then! *wink*😄

I miss all 7 inches of you.😋

I miss the days when you used to miss me.🥹

Oh yeah? What did you miss about me?😃

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This Flirty Text Never Fail to start Conversation with you 😜😂

If Someone text you this 👎

" Hey 👋
Hey what's up

Reply this

Hey, how's my favorite trouble maker 😉

Or your work mate

Heya how's my favorite distraction 😍

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This Text Never Fail to Impress Your Crush 💦

If someone text you this 😬

" Hey what's up?
"How are you doing ?

Reply this

👎

✅ Not much, I'm just chilling watching Netflix and eating popcorn,🍿 only thing am missing is you

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#Pickupline 😄🏗

Do you have the number for a crane hire company?

Because i think i might need to hire one to lift up my jaw after i first saw you 🤪

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You’re like the Renaissance after the Dark Ages. You light up my world.🥰🫠

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This Flirty conversation Never Fail 🤢👌


The thought of being with you right now is almost too much to handle 🥹



You are so hot, even my pant is falling for you 🥵



I have a million, and one thing to do right now but all I can think is about you 🥰

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