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°• Is your name Victoria?

Because you look like a secret wrapped in pink lingerie that I'd love to discover.😜💘

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°• Being short must be cute, because when I look at you,

all I see is a flirty bundle of perfection 😍❣

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Pickup lines 🤘



1.Do you like ice cream or apple pie?

I don't have any of them....but I can give you a creampie 😋




Hey i am from future

To stop global warming, You have to go on a date with me 💋😘




3. Do you study meteorology?

Because I'm falling for you like cumulonimbus rain in a tropical storm. 😩🥵

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girl why are you paying house rent
you own this world already

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Pickup lines for Her in nightclub


I don’t need a drink to have fun, I just need you. 😋


Do you mind if we take a picture together? I want to prove to my friends that angels are real..😆

Is it just the light, or did you really just light up this entire club.. 😍


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I'm not a waitress, but i'll definitely take that tip. 🤣🙊

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°• ✨Dirty Knock-Knock Jokes to Make Your Lover LOL

🔹 Knock, knock. (Who's there?) Keyna. (Kenya who?) Kenya lick me up?

🔸 Knock, knock. (Who's there?) Hey Wood. (Hey Wood who?) Hey would you eat me out?

🔹 Knock, knock. (Who's there?) The mechanic. (The mechanic who?) Heard you wanted a rim job.

🔸 Knock, knock. (Who's there?) Mayan Ipples. (Mayan Ipples who?) Mayan Ipples are so hard right now.

🔹 Knock, knock. (Who's there?) Mike. (Mike who?) Mike Litoris.

🔸 Knock, knock. (Who's there?) Annie. (Annie who?) Annie chance you can come over later?

🔹 Knock, knock. (Who's there?) Bacon. (Bacon who?) Bae, can you give me a kiss?

🔸 Knock, knock. (Who's there?) Willy. (Willy who?) Willy wanna see you naked.

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𝗗𝗶𝗿𝘁𝘆 𝗣𝗶𝗰𝗸𝘂𝗽 𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗲𝘀 𝗧𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗡𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗳𝗮𝗶𝗹 💋


Let me insert my plug into your socket and we can generate some electricity 🥵💦



When I saw you I lost my tongue. Can I put your In my mouth 👅




Tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes.. 😆

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You remind me of trigonometry.

Because exploring all your angles would result in sin()

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