Let's say we turn this lil spark we have here into a fire back at my place;

I'll bring the wood 😈😋

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After looking at you for 0.7 seconds, I got a headache.🤕

You can get a headache from looking at something that bright.

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✨Make Her Feel Special Through Text🥰💚

💌 Time flies when I’m with you. I wish I could make time stand still.

💌 You’re amazing because you always know how to catch me by surprise.

💌 It’s because of you my life feels so perfect.

💌 I love it when you laugh. You look so amazing.

💌 You light up my day any time I see you.

💌 I’m smiling right now because I was dreaming of you last night.

💌 I don’t think I can ever get enough of you.

💌 The way you smile makes me love you more.

💌 You look so innocently sweet when you blush.

💌 What makes me happy is simply spending time with you.

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If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I’m brave enough to ask you out!😌❤️

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😞 Depressing pickup lines 😣

◾️Are you suicide? Because I think about you every day.

◾️Are you a gravestone? Because I really wish you were on top of me.

◾️Are you anti-depressants? Because if I don’t have you every day I’m going to kill myself.

◾️Are you a coffin? Because I really wish I was inside you right now.

◾️Are you a death certificate? Because I really wish you were mine.

◾️Are you an electrical outlet? Because I really want to stick my fingers in you.

◾️Are you an anti-depressant , cause you’re the only thing that makes me happy

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#pickupline 😘

I'm writing this story for my future kids, would you be interested in helping me write it? It's called, How I Met Your Mother.😊❤️

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My ex: Am i still on ur mind?

Me:-

yes yes yesyes
yesyes yes yes yes
yes yes yes yes yes
yes yesyes yes yes
yes yesye yes yes
yes yes yesyes

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🧸 #PickUpLine 😊

COULD YOU PLEASE STEP AWAY FROM THE BAR? YOU’RE MELTING ALL THE ICE! 🤨 😜

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Send this to Russian chicas 😁

°• So you’re from the largest country in the world⁉️

Well tonight, I’ll be the largest thing in your world.😜💘

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°• Women aren’t attracted to one-dimensional guys.‼️

They aren’t attracted to bad boys or nice guys alone.
 

They are attracted to the guys with layers to them, guys who share some of both: 

👉🏻 The bad boy, who still opens doors for her. 

👉🏻 The nice guy who still sets boundaries.

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°• How To STOP Being A ROMANTIC FOOL ‼️

1⃣. Stop being a simp.

When you try to please a woman, it will backlash.

2⃣. Keep your dignity above everything else.

You earn respect from others when you respect yourself.

3⃣. Don't have unnecessary expectations.

Like the wise man said...
Expectations are the mother of all sorrows.

4⃣. Avoid being a cuck.

I've seen guys who have no problem with their women sleeping with other guys.

5⃣. Keep your standards high.

Do not settle down with a 3 when you have the potential to date a 9.

6⃣. Always choose peace of mind above everything.

Peace. The ultimate goal of everything you do in life.

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