#pickupline 😘

I'm writing this story for my future kids, would you be interested in helping me write it? It's called, How I Met Your Mother.😊❤️

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damn shawty are you an unfunny meme?

Because i don't want to share you with anyone😌😙

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Hey, i've got 2 words for you.

- What?

I love you.

- Huh, isn't that 3 words?

Cuz you & i are one.☺️❤️

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#pickupline 🕰❤️

I spend 16 hours a day thinking of you and 8 hours dreaming of you.😙❤️

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your legs are not my kids but I would love to raise them!”🌚

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I’m not Arsenal but I w0uld like to start at the top and finish down below

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Do you like stars?

(Yes) good, i know a hotel with 5 if you wanna come with me.😌😊

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There’s something wrong with my phone’s auto-correct function..

Every time I input your name, it changes to ‘future girlfriend/wife

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Normal people say that 1+1 is 2.
Creative people say that 1 + 1 = 11.
Naughty people say that 1 + 1 = 69…
I don’t care who is right, but when I look at you, I like the most last option…🙈😜


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I want you to know I don’t have pickup lines , but look at the first three words of this statement.

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✨Here Are Speed Dating Questions 👫

😊Ice breakers and conversation starters:😘👌

🔸Where did you get such a beautiful name?

🔸What is the worst pick-up line that you have ever heard?(or the best😊)

🔸What is the first thing that catches your eyes when you look at a man/woman?

🔸If you could describe yourself in five words, what would they be?

🔸What is the best compliment that you have ever received?

🔸What is one thing that you like to bring everywhere with you?

🔸What is one very popular thing that you have no interest in?

🔸How would you like our first kiss to happen?

🔸What is one thing that you simply cannot live without?

🔸If the world were ending at midnight, what is the last thing you would like to do?

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not good at pickup lines but how about you try to pick me up instead? 😋😋

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