👨: can you give me your or your mother's phone number?

👱‍♀️: why?

👨: because either way am gonna be your daddy😈


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Biology Pickup lines:

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°• Sorry, the position for Spanish teacher has been filled.

What I'm looking for at the moment is a bedroom acrobatic teacher.

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if one day the moon calls you by your name, don't be surprised, because every night i tell her about you.✨

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Is it OK if we take a picture together?

I’d love to preserve the memory of meeting a real angel

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You remind me of trigonometry.

Because exploring all your angles would result in sin()

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°• Are we at a Korean coffee shop⁉️

Because I can't espresso how much you sweeten my life.🙈❤️

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Are you bottom of my laptop ? 👀

Cause u’r hot and im getting nervous 🫠

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°• 5⃣ Uncomfortable questions to ask your partner

1⃣. What's the one thing you've never told me because you thought I wouldn't understand?

2⃣. Is there a part of our relationship that you feel is one-sided or unfair

3⃣. What's something you wish I would do differently in our relationship?

4⃣. If you needed urgent help, would you call me?

5⃣. What's the one thing you've always wanted to try in the bedroom but haven't told me about?

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°• Geo 🌏

🌏 Do you like Northeast African countries? Cuz I'm all about Djibouti.

🌎 Are you a cartographer? Because you have mileage markers in all the right places.

🌏 Baby were you formed by water eroding rock over billions of years because you are GORGE-ous.

🌎 Ain’t no mountain high enough to keep me away from you babe!

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°• 7⃣ Ways to start a conversation with anyone

1⃣. Compliment:
"I couldn't help but notice your [item of
clothing, accessory, etc.]. It looks great! Where did you get it?"

2⃣. Common Ground:
"I couldn't help but overhear you talking about [topic]. I'm really interested in that too.
What are your thoughts on it?"

3⃣. Observation:
"I couldn't help but notice that you seem to be really good at [activity].
How did you get started with that?"

4⃣. Current Events:
"Have you heard about [recent news or event]? I'm curious to know what people think about it."

5⃣. Introduction:
"Hi, I'm [your name]. I don't think
we've met before. What brings you here today?"

6⃣. Question about Surroundings:
"This [event, place, etc.] is interesting,
isn't it? Have you been here before?"

7⃣. Humor:
"l couldn't help but laugh at
Isomething related to the situation]. Have you ever experienced something
like that?"

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✨Here Are Flirty Texts To Kickstart The Conversation With Your Crush☺️

🔴 I can’t even remember the last time we spoke. We need to change that.

🟢 I was going to wait another day or two to text you, but I can’t wait that long to talk to you.

🟤 I’m making the first move when it comes to texting, so I’m expecting you to make the first move when it comes to kissing.

🟣 I had a dream we were sexting, so I woke up and decided to turn it into a reality.

🟡 I wanted to ask you out, but I figured I’d start by sending you a text.

🔵 I don’t really have anything to talk about, but I still want to talk to you, so… Hi.

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I'mma teach you some grammar..

They've = They have

We've = We have

You've = Stolen my heart😩😗

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Cute Texts to send to someone u misses😍

🔹You're so easy to be with and so hard to be without,Always missing you

🔹I pretend that I don't care, but it makes me miss you more

🔹I keep myself busy with things to do, but everytime I pause,I still think of you.

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✨Here Are First Date Questions😍

🔹 Where did you meet most of your current friends?

🔹How long was your longest relationship?

🔹What, do you believe, is your worst habit?

🔹What’s the first thing you think about in the morning?

🔹What is the last thing you think about at night?

🔹What is something about you that always seems to surprise people?

🔹What would make or break a relationship for you?

🔹What is something that annoys you more than anything else?

🔹When were you most proud of yourself, or someone else?

🔹If you could be someone else for one day, who would you choose?

🔹What was the stupidest reason one of your relationships broke up?

🔵These first date questions are sure to break the ice between you and your potential partner😁👌💯

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Have you been covered in bees recently?🤔

I just assumed, because you look sweeter than honey😙❤️

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Send this to someone! 🥵🔥❤️

Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.☺️❤️

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