If we were both squirrels, would you help me find my nuts? Because I lose all sense when you're around.

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Send this to Russian chicas 😁

°• So you’re from the largest country in the world⁉️

Well tonight, I’ll be the largest thing in your world.😜💘

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Hey baby, I noticed you noticing me. So, I just want to put you on notice that I noticed you too.”

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Are you a 90-degree angle? Because you're looking right!

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DUMB PICKUP LINES

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I just had to tell you, your beauty made me truly appreciate being able to see😍

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I’ve heard it said that kissing is the ‘language of love.’ Would you care to have a conversation with me about it sometime?

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No pen, no paper, but you still draw my attention. 😩

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°• What's the difference between you and an Oreo?👀

Nothing. I want to lick the filling from both.🥲😋

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If you wake up in a red room with no windows or doors, Don't panic you're in my heart.❤️

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🥑 Flirty Texts For Him

🍓 Do you let your friend’s opinions get in the way of your relationships?

🍓 Are you aware of how amazing you are?

🍓 Do your weekends plans include me?

🍓 Do you find yourself more drawn to brain or looks?

🍓 Do you like grand gestures?

🍓 What’s the most outrageous thing you’ve done?

🍓 What gift will make you fall in love with someone instantly?

🍓 Do you have any passions?

🍓 What brings meaning to your life?

🍓 When’s the last time you felt butterflies?

🍓 Is there anything about me that initially drew your attention?

🍓 Are you planning anything exciting for the next 24 hours?

🍓 What superpower would you choose if you could have one?

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Can i use your photo while playing cards?

Cause Queen of hearts is missing in my deck of cards 🎴😌

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Are you a magician? It’s the strangest thing, but every time I look at you, everyone else disappears🙂

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Im not dentist but I could give you a filling.

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Worest pickup lines

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👨: can you give me your or your mother's phone number?

👱‍♀️: why?

👨: because either way am gonna be your daddy😈


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