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I used to think your curves were perfect..

But then I saw your smile and I knew what perfection really looked like๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ’š

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Dirty Pickup-lines ๐Ÿ’—

๐Ÿ’—โ€ขAre you an archaeologist? Because Iโ€™ve got a bone for you to examine.

๐Ÿ’—โ€ขDo you want to come to my time machine? We stop somewhere between โ€™68 and โ€™70.

๐Ÿ’—โ€ขHello, Iโ€™m bisexual. Iโ€™d like to BUY you a drinkโ€ฆ and then get sexual.

๐Ÿ’—โ€ขYou must be a doctor! You just cured my erectile dysfunction.#

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Is your name Gillette? ๐Ÿ‘€

Cause you're the best a man can get.โ˜บ๏ธ

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I can tell your definitely a great farmer ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐ŸŒพ

But the trouble is you won't be able to keep them calves together while I'm around๐Ÿ˜Š


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Someone seems lack Vitamin D ๐Ÿ˜Ž

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If a star got created for every time I thought of you there would be millions, but none of them would shine as bright as you

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Another level of getting numbers๐Ÿ˜…

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For centuries, humans have used the stars to guide them on their journeys. But every time I look into your eyes, I get lost. ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿ’—

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I want you to focus on the first three words in this sentence.๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ˜Œ

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Excuse me, did you ran away?

Cause a jewel like you should be in a museum!๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ˜˜

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I'm no weather man but ๐Ÿ˜ถโ€๐ŸŒซ

You should climb into bed expecting 7-10 inches tonight only to be disappointed by 3 that's gone soft in 15 minutes.๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ˜‚

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๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒผ Food-Related Corny Pick Up Lines

1๏ธโƒฃ"If you were an item on the McDonaldโ€™s menu you would be a McHottie.โ€

2๏ธโƒฃ โ€œYouโ€™re my favorite type of pie. A cutie pie.โ€

3๏ธโƒฃ โ€œIโ€™ve got all these forks and knives. Now, all I need is a little spoon.โ€

4๏ธโƒฃ โ€œThe two of us together make a Little Caesars. Because youโ€™re hot and Iโ€™m ready.โ€

5๏ธโƒฃ โ€œIf you were a vegetable, youโ€™d be a cute-cumber.โ€

6๏ธโƒฃ โ€œDo you ever go to the kitchen and realize youโ€™re the tastiest snack you have?โ€

7๏ธโƒฃ โ€œDo you like raisins? Well, how would you feel about a date?โ€

8๏ธโƒฃ โ€œMy favorite word is โ€˜menu.โ€™ Because it has me-n-u.โ€

9๏ธโƒฃ โ€œDo you like bacon? Wanna strip?โ€

1๏ธโƒฃ๐Ÿ•› โ€œHow do you like your eggs? Scrambled or fertilized?โ€

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Don't worry babe, I'm a gamer. ๐ŸŽฎ

so you can trust me to be good with my fingers. ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ™Œ


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ยฐโ€ข how about this one eh?

Come over here (she walks closer)..

I just made you come with my voice, guess what I can with my hands. ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜œ

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ยฐโ€ข Your sweet voice is the soundtrack to my dreams,

could it possibly be the background music to our first date?๐Ÿฅน

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ยฐโ€ข Are you trash? ๐Ÿ—‘๏ธ ๐Ÿ‘€

Because you smell really bad and my mom is forcing me to take you out.๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜œ

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ยฐโ€ขYou remind me of my pinky toe

Because you're short, cute, and I'm probably going to kiss you on every piece of furniture in my houseโ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜™

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Are you a secret agent? Because whenever you walk in, you steal the show.๐Ÿ˜

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If we were both squirrels, would you help me find my nuts? Because I lose all sense when you're around.

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