gm, fren

(it's cold, alright? stop judging, smh)

Apu smart

gm frens! habbi fryday

we birbs now!

Is this the way to Mordor?

Dis da way to Goodland, dipshid

Apu not comfy

Peepo is ready for battle

going for chickem borgers wib mi frens

Join the fren chain

Apu enjoying toast

shuddup and listen. mi king now. u do wat mi says. law 1: tendies ebriday. law 2: no nonfrens. law 3: cozy, ebriday, all day.

Take my money!

its venimm time!

dis mi new fren

leb mi alone sqwirl mi still sleeby

hab u read mi latest besseller? it called Crime and Frens

No hornt, fren

Apu gifts his gurlfren a rose

u coming to church, rite?