Some of the funniest jokes that I see in the internet are in the comments sections of porn sites.

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I always feel something is missing and then I realise it's because I want to text my cat and see what he's up to and ask him some life advice.

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My dog has two comfy beds of her own, but she still prefers to sleep by us, no matter how uncomfortable it is where we are compared to her beds.

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We are probably the last generation of humans who'll be able to tell the time by looking at the hands of a mechanical clock. Most of us can only tell the time by looking at our smartphones already.

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WhatsApp should have the "Like" button for messages you don't want to answer but acknowledge you've read.

Ps: Hit black heart button if you are done with WhatsApp.

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Handcuffing a deaf person takes away their freedom of speech

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I was never proud of myself for getting a participation trophy

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Calling something 'unreal' and 'real' are both compliments

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The people who are always telling you to talk more and saying "you're so quiet!" Are the ones who never listen when you do finally talk.

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In the future, "I forgot to plug my car in" will be an excuse for being late to work.

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Shakespeare invented approx 1700 words in English language which varies to 2900. The letter “u” as an abbreviation for the word “you” which we generally use today was first used by Shakespeare.

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Scientists found cannabis/marijuana on the pipes found in William Shakespeare's garden which he consumed probably in his cigar.

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Shakespeare is one of the peron in the world to be born and died on the same day. He was born on 23rd April, 1564 and died at the age of 52 on 23rd April, 1616 in Warwickshire, England.

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The names of Uranus, moon etc. were named after the characters from the work of William Shakespeare.

Oberon, Titania, Ariel, Miranda, Puck

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No body is actually sure about the spelling of of William Shakespeare's last name.

He had 6 different signatures in which he spelled his last name differently like Shakespeare, Shaksper, Shakspeare etc.

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If plants could feel pain then gardening would be one of the most sadistic activities on earth.

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When I discover a webpage from the 90s or early 2000s I feel like I'm visiting an internet museum.

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It's easy as long as you don't have to do it

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The Art of Creative Thinking by Rod Judkins

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The people who are always telling you to talk more and saying "you're so quiet!" Are the ones who never listen when you do finally talk.

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