After surrendering in every single war with India, Pakistanis continue to believe they have some 1:10 superiority over grass-eating 'Ghaskhor Hindu Baniya'.

Did you know Pakistan signed Simla Agreement not coz it surrendered but coz it 'loved' peace? Did you know Pak 'helped' Afg in bringing peace?

Welcome to Hamid Mir's Lahori history classes.

Pakistan is becoming next Sweden. It will liberate Kashmir & Palestine.

- Lahori understanding of the situation

So no Pak journalist is allowed to cover 'Islamabad Talks' (if there are any). Only foreigners are allowed inside hotels/meeting venues.

Same Paxtanis were landing on red carpets at random airports across the globe till yesterday

"Saudis! You give $4 Billion to Egypt as aid. Why can't you give us aid instead of loans? Why are we asked to return money when we are your most loyal subjects?"

"We Punjabi Muslims were all Hindus once. We are ridiculed for this fact in Pakistan."

- Ex chief of staff to Pak PM

Want to understand Love/ r@pe/ womb G-haad?

Meet Pak born tycoon. All his sons have 'beautiful' Hindu wives who 'produced children for them'. But he believes creation of Pak was necessary coz Muslims can't live with Hindus!

They want your women w/o you

"We won't return your money. Do whatever you can. Go to hell."

- Pakistan's message to UAE & Saudi

"We (Pak) will send UAE to stone age. Their kids would ride camels again"

Pak's plan for repayment of decades old loans & favors from UAE.

Ghazwa e Hind = Pakistan will win against India, Afg, Israel & USA combined