Our team of weaponized OSINT autists have tracked down the first government drone coyote, in a top secret leak.

"Jeep, a coyote pup adopted by Lt. John “Wild Bill” Crump in 1944, became the beloved mascot of the 356th Fighter Group at RAF Martlesham Heath. Smuggled to England aboard the Queen Elizabeth, Jeep had his own dog tags and flew five combat missions in Crump’s P-47 Thunderbolt, “Jackie.” Known for boosting morale, he tragically died in October 1944, hit by a military vehicle. Buried with full military honors at Playford Hall, Jeep’s legacy lives on with a memorial plaque."

>dude walks up to SECFO guard shack
>he is a SECFO guy
>steals an M4
>they don’t just shoot him and the stand there like retards
>he’s apprehended after awhile