CIA SAD, somewhere Iraq.

Every sixty seconds in africa a minute passes

>Second Civil War
>no meme militias using anime girl patches to PID friend from foe
>no death squad livestreams
>no Confederates blasting the Capitol Building to smithereens with pregnant Anne Frank artillery shells
>no WorldStarHipHop-watermarked videos of US soldiers writhing on the ground after having their legs blown off by drone grenades montaged to "Fight the Power" by Public Enemy

Have these idiots been sleeping under a rock for the past two years to not know that modern war is basically just murder-fueled turbo-shitposting at this point?

EDC