Did you know there is a Scottish penguin who is a Major General of the Norwegian army, and also a knight and lord of Norway, with his own territory

Periodically Norwegian soldiers from his regiment will visit Major General Olav in Edinburgh, where he duely inspects them

This dude is getting fucking annihilated lol

OK so I been following this a little bit. TBH not acting like a faggot attention whore is something everyone everywhere could benefit from.

But anyway I got an important question, if you had to chose between 2 physique meta's on your team, would you rather have an emaciated skeleton man, or diabetic fat ass?

💊- insulin powered slow tank
🌭- calorie deprived tunnel rat