I remember being stationed on Ft Moore Ft Benning, I was on a detail that transported a whole E250 full of M4s, M16s w/m203s, a dozen or two M240Cs, a dozen M2HB FLEXs, from a training company to depot for service, I was like damn, I can just make this whole Van dissappear. So what if I get UCMJ'd....

Quick, add the stats from when we pulled out of Afghanistan, lets see how they compare 😏

>be some 6th century Anglo Saxon woman
>die and get buried
>remain undisturbed for over 1400 years only to have a gas line drilled through your skull

I guess that puts a new meaning on laying pipe.