I tried Lagavulin 16 whiskey, and I hate it, it tastes like an old shoe. Yet I keep buying it. Which is a good analogy for Forgotten Weapons.

I've shot the M136 rocket launcher, it's not that hard and I'm a retarded faggot.

*shoots you with a howitzer*

You're gonna be nothing left but a smoking pair of shoes!

M16A4 is GOAT