I mean... He's not wrong

The entire middle east is just "Why are we fighting? Oh yes, because we always fighting! Aloha snackbar infidels! *Boom* "

That's a man isn't it

You'd have to take up a B52 if you wanted to drop him

Carhartt and Basspro wearers too

Thank Gott I only own flecktarn 🙏

Danke Gott*

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