The only SHSS course I took, carrying my gpa to maintain the stipend

это мы с пацанами насмотревшись футбола

Physics gang🔥

1. This technology is used in electronics that we use everyday, like computers, for example...
*lookes at the class computer that barely turns on*
...except for you.

Professor Zhandos Utegulov

2. Shut up and calculate.

Professor Anton Desyatnikov

3. Costas: "you know guys, I'm getting older... I'm trying to become a little softer, you know, nicer to students..."
Daniele: "well, funny, because I'm trying to do the complete opposite"

Professor Costas Valagiannopoulos and Professor Daniele Malafarina

4. Put a "не трогать!" sticker on this thing! Don't touch it if it's working... like all things in this university.

Professor Zhenisbek Assylbekov

5. On today's recitation, we will solve this very easy problem. Anyone who wants to volunteer?
*that one student raises hand*
Well... let the embarrassment begin...

Professor Sergiy Bubin

6. Also him

*writes a long complicated equation*
"Guys, this is some basic stuff! If I wake you up at night and you can't recite this to me by heart, you must come to my office and say that you failed both of my classes!"

7. Zhandos: "You know Harvard is doing this thing, where students do collaborative project, like capstone"
Anton: "Isn't it for the masters students?"
Zhandos: "No, it's for undergraduate"
Anton: "Really, are you sure about that?"
Zhandos: "Yes I can show you later"
Anton: "I trust you but are you sure sure?"

Professor Zhandos Utegulov and Professor Anton Desyatnikov

8. "Let's look through the chapter together and I'll explain things as we go.
*scrolls through the textbook*
Oh this equation is fantastic!!
*keeps scrolling*
Oh this one is even better!
*continues scrolling*
Oh this equation will be so helpful for you!"

Professor Michael Good

Мемов нет, но в общем вот

Когда проф объясняет по его мнению простую тему (по генкему хех)

уже завтра...
@Le_Username

1. I want to say a joke in style of Trump, but it can be somehow humiliating to compare Kenessary with Trump

© Scarborough

2. Whatever the hell it's called

© Scarborough

3. No one gives a damn on your opinion, cuz it's not an evidence

© Scarborough

4. With all the respect please do your damn job

© Scarborough

5. Ummm, good point, but lets move on...

© Scarborough

6. Okay okay but we're running out of timе

© Scarborough

7. *phone call*
- CALL YOUR MOTHER! I AM TEACHING

© Scarborough

Ушла эпоха😔

wait you guys are actually doing this?
i thought TU was a joke

The last compilation of quotes (we guess so...)

1. Some people have astigmatism. People like that live in PERMANENT confusion.

©Professor Tikhonov

2. I don't have a luxury to be a mathematician. I have a job to do.

©Professor Constantinos Vollagianapoulus (админ сдох пока писал, қате кетсе түзеп
жіберіңіздер)

3. My notes are amazing.

©Professor Constantinos Vollagianapoulus

4. It creates more problems than it solves.

©Professor Anton Desyatnikov

5. So you have to find BUBL P and Dew P, BUBL T or get it in Injoo tea near Daily Cup, and finally Dew T

©Professor Nurxat Nuraje

6.You should always take bigger samples in order to avoid bullshit results

©Aigerim Soltabayeva

7. We are gonna have less proctors than usually, so cheating is an option 😂

©Asset Berdibek

8. Goo-oood! You deserve a pat-pat *pat-pats you*

©Moldir Kayinbayeva

9. If you don't understand what you are doing, you will not become an engineer, go become politician

©Woojin Lee

10. Mathematicians solve problems for the sake of solving

©Didier Talamona

сука так долго делал это говно