Когда во время реги из-за молнии вырубило вайфай

@AlikhanTurash

Тот самый Астана резидент который нафармился продуктов у дормских и довольный поехал отдыхать к себе домой потому что он хороший мальчик.

1. Never trust a computer science guy.

Professor Ardak

2. ARE YOU A COMPUTER SCIENCE STUDENT? What's your CGPA? 1.5? 1.4 maybe?

Professor Ardak

3. If TA Aigul is not here, you are all here.

Professor Didier Talamona

4. You know guys, RGB! Reen, gred... *freezes*"

Professor Zhenisbek Assylbekov

5. I've never used this in my life, but you have to study it, it's going to be on the exam.

Professor Didier Talamona

6. I googled it right before the tutorial, so ask professor.

TA Aidana

7. The quizzes are unfair. Deal with it.

Professor Alexander Tikhonov

8. No one gives a damn on your opinion, cuz it's not an evidence.

Professor Danielle Scarborough

9. На солнце с телескопа можно смотреть только два раза: левым ғлазом и правым ғлазом, ахахахахаххахахахахахаххахахахахахаххахах!

Professor Viktor Brus

Credits to @kkkbca

The only SHSS course I took, carrying my gpa to maintain the stipend

это мы с пацанами насмотревшись футбола

Physics gang🔥

1. This technology is used in electronics that we use everyday, like computers, for example...
*lookes at the class computer that barely turns on*
...except for you.

Professor Zhandos Utegulov

2. Shut up and calculate.

Professor Anton Desyatnikov

3. Costas: "you know guys, I'm getting older... I'm trying to become a little softer, you know, nicer to students..."
Daniele: "well, funny, because I'm trying to do the complete opposite"

Professor Costas Valagiannopoulos and Professor Daniele Malafarina

4. Put a "не трогать!" sticker on this thing! Don't touch it if it's working... like all things in this university.

Professor Zhenisbek Assylbekov

5. On today's recitation, we will solve this very easy problem. Anyone who wants to volunteer?
*that one student raises hand*
Well... let the embarrassment begin...

Professor Sergiy Bubin

6. Also him

*writes a long complicated equation*
"Guys, this is some basic stuff! If I wake you up at night and you can't recite this to me by heart, you must come to my office and say that you failed both of my classes!"

7. Zhandos: "You know Harvard is doing this thing, where students do collaborative project, like capstone"
Anton: "Isn't it for the masters students?"
Zhandos: "No, it's for undergraduate"
Anton: "Really, are you sure about that?"
Zhandos: "Yes I can show you later"
Anton: "I trust you but are you sure sure?"

Professor Zhandos Utegulov and Professor Anton Desyatnikov

8. "Let's look through the chapter together and I'll explain things as we go.
*scrolls through the textbook*
Oh this equation is fantastic!!
*keeps scrolling*
Oh this one is even better!
*continues scrolling*
Oh this equation will be so helpful for you!"

Professor Michael Good

Мемов нет, но в общем вот

Когда проф объясняет по его мнению простую тему (по генкему хех)

уже завтра...
@Le_Username

1. I want to say a joke in style of Trump, but it can be somehow humiliating to compare Kenessary with Trump

© Scarborough

2. Whatever the hell it's called

© Scarborough

3. No one gives a damn on your opinion, cuz it's not an evidence

© Scarborough

4. With all the respect please do your damn job

© Scarborough

5. Ummm, good point, but lets move on...

© Scarborough

6. Okay okay but we're running out of timе

© Scarborough

7. *phone call*
- CALL YOUR MOTHER! I AM TEACHING

© Scarborough

Ушла эпоха😔

wait you guys are actually doing this?
i thought TU was a joke