1. Do you know how the hunting for animals goes? If animal is drinking, then hunter waits until it stops drinking. Only after this when animal goes to other place, hunter shoots it.
You (students) are like hunted animals and you can go now, but on the quiz...
©Manat Mustafa
2. If you will not write sets like that... I'll kill you
©Manat Mustafa (шутя, но это неточно)
3. Ye! Don't read too much jokes ! Real jokes comes tomorrow's exam... Sleep well!
©Manat Mustafa
4. Dear Partisani!
Could you please bring your Laptop for tomorrow's quiz?
The last fight needs some heavy equipment...
P.S. We will play Minecraft!
©Manat Mustafa
5. I am the best linear algebra professor in this university, maybe in this world
©Ardak Kashkynbayev
6. When I were you, I had almost all A grades for all courses, why not all A? Because of some profs and because of some courses
©Ardak Kashkynbayev
7. Identity matrix is easy: you just have 0 and 1, where 0 is computer science major, 1 is math major, and you, physics guy is between 0 and 1
©Ardak Kashkynbayev
8. Selim, you missed only 1 lecture, but you see a huge negative consequence
©Ardak Kashkynbayev
9. NOW WHAT? NOW WHAT? Maybe pop-up quiz? Maybe midterm papers distribution? No, I need to end this lecture earlier.
©Ardak Kashkynbayev
You (students) are like hunted animals and you can go now, but on the quiz...
©Manat Mustafa
2. If you will not write sets like that... I'll kill you
©Manat Mustafa (шутя, но это неточно)
3. Ye! Don't read too much jokes ! Real jokes comes tomorrow's exam... Sleep well!
©Manat Mustafa
4. Dear Partisani!
Could you please bring your Laptop for tomorrow's quiz?
The last fight needs some heavy equipment...
P.S. We will play Minecraft!
©Manat Mustafa
5. I am the best linear algebra professor in this university, maybe in this world
©Ardak Kashkynbayev
6. When I were you, I had almost all A grades for all courses, why not all A? Because of some profs and because of some courses
©Ardak Kashkynbayev
7. Identity matrix is easy: you just have 0 and 1, where 0 is computer science major, 1 is math major, and you, physics guy is between 0 and 1
©Ardak Kashkynbayev
8. Selim, you missed only 1 lecture, but you see a huge negative consequence
©Ardak Kashkynbayev
9. NOW WHAT? NOW WHAT? Maybe pop-up quiz? Maybe midterm papers distribution? No, I need to end this lecture earlier.
©Ardak Kashkynbayev
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1. Never trust a computer science guy.
Professor Ardak
2. ARE YOU A COMPUTER SCIENCE STUDENT? What's your CGPA? 1.5? 1.4 maybe?
Professor Ardak
3. If TA Aigul is not here, you are all here.
Professor Didier Talamona
4. You know guys, RGB! Reen, gred... *freezes*"
Professor Zhenisbek Assylbekov
5. I've never used this in my life, but you have to study it, it's going to be on the exam.
Professor Didier Talamona
6. I googled it right before the tutorial, so ask professor.
TA Aidana
7. The quizzes are unfair. Deal with it.
Professor Alexander Tikhonov
8. No one gives a damn on your opinion, cuz it's not an evidence.
Professor Danielle Scarborough
9. На солнце с телескопа можно смотреть только два раза: левым ғлазом и правым ғлазом, ахахахахаххахахахахахаххахахахахахаххахах!
Professor Viktor Brus
Professor Ardak
2. ARE YOU A COMPUTER SCIENCE STUDENT? What's your CGPA? 1.5? 1.4 maybe?
Professor Ardak
3. If TA Aigul is not here, you are all here.
Professor Didier Talamona
4. You know guys, RGB! Reen, gred... *freezes*"
Professor Zhenisbek Assylbekov
5. I've never used this in my life, but you have to study it, it's going to be on the exam.
Professor Didier Talamona
6. I googled it right before the tutorial, so ask professor.
TA Aidana
7. The quizzes are unfair. Deal with it.
Professor Alexander Tikhonov
8. No one gives a damn on your opinion, cuz it's not an evidence.
Professor Danielle Scarborough
9. На солнце с телескопа можно смотреть только два раза: левым ғлазом и правым ғлазом, ахахахахаххахахахахахаххахахахахахаххахах!
Professor Viktor Brus
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это мы с пацанами насмотревшись футбола
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Physics gang🔥
1. This technology is used in electronics that we use everyday, like computers, for example...
*lookes at the class computer that barely turns on*
...except for you.
Professor Zhandos Utegulov
2. Shut up and calculate.
Professor Anton Desyatnikov
3. Costas: "you know guys, I'm getting older... I'm trying to become a little softer, you know, nicer to students..."
Daniele: "well, funny, because I'm trying to do the complete opposite"
Professor Costas Valagiannopoulos and Professor Daniele Malafarina
4. Put a "не трогать!" sticker on this thing! Don't touch it if it's working... like all things in this university.
Professor Zhenisbek Assylbekov
5. On today's recitation, we will solve this very easy problem. Anyone who wants to volunteer?
*that one student raises hand*
Well... let the embarrassment begin...
Professor Sergiy Bubin
6. Also him
*writes a long complicated equation*
"Guys, this is some basic stuff! If I wake you up at night and you can't recite this to me by heart, you must come to my office and say that you failed both of my classes!"
7. Zhandos: "You know Harvard is doing this thing, where students do collaborative project, like capstone"
Anton: "Isn't it for the masters students?"
Zhandos: "No, it's for undergraduate"
Anton: "Really, are you sure about that?"
Zhandos: "Yes I can show you later"
Anton: "I trust you but are you sure sure?"
Professor Zhandos Utegulov and Professor Anton Desyatnikov
8. "Let's look through the chapter together and I'll explain things as we go.
*scrolls through the textbook*
Oh this equation is fantastic!!
*keeps scrolling*
Oh this one is even better!
*continues scrolling*
Oh this equation will be so helpful for you!"
Professor Michael Good
1. This technology is used in electronics that we use everyday, like computers, for example...
*lookes at the class computer that barely turns on*
...except for you.
Professor Zhandos Utegulov
2. Shut up and calculate.
Professor Anton Desyatnikov
3. Costas: "you know guys, I'm getting older... I'm trying to become a little softer, you know, nicer to students..."
Daniele: "well, funny, because I'm trying to do the complete opposite"
Professor Costas Valagiannopoulos and Professor Daniele Malafarina
4. Put a "не трогать!" sticker on this thing! Don't touch it if it's working... like all things in this university.
Professor Zhenisbek Assylbekov
5. On today's recitation, we will solve this very easy problem. Anyone who wants to volunteer?
*that one student raises hand*
Well... let the embarrassment begin...
Professor Sergiy Bubin
6. Also him
*writes a long complicated equation*
"Guys, this is some basic stuff! If I wake you up at night and you can't recite this to me by heart, you must come to my office and say that you failed both of my classes!"
7. Zhandos: "You know Harvard is doing this thing, where students do collaborative project, like capstone"
Anton: "Isn't it for the masters students?"
Zhandos: "No, it's for undergraduate"
Anton: "Really, are you sure about that?"
Zhandos: "Yes I can show you later"
Anton: "I trust you but are you sure sure?"
Professor Zhandos Utegulov and Professor Anton Desyatnikov
8. "Let's look through the chapter together and I'll explain things as we go.
*scrolls through the textbook*
Oh this equation is fantastic!!
*keeps scrolling*
Oh this one is even better!
*continues scrolling*
Oh this equation will be so helpful for you!"
Professor Michael Good
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Когда проф объясняет по его мнению простую тему (по генкему хех)
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