"I'm on the Mediterranean diet, soyjak."

"Ah, how healthy! Lots of vegetables and healthy fats!"

"And wine."

"Yes, a glass of wine for dinner."

"Four bottles instead of dinner, soyjak."

"W-wha...?"

"Two packs of cigarettes for breakfast."

"..."

"I am also unemployed."

"Lemme guess, working out for girls? Lol. Pathetic. Real men work out for health and discipline. It's about the struggl-"

"Shut the fuck up, soyjak. The doxxing article could be out any day now. I need to look my best for my followers."