🐧 Stickers are still in the game.

The official @sticker_community X (Twitter) announced minting and trading stickers. A minute later, the post was mysteriously deleted (marketing trick or what?), but the internet never forgets.

As a distinguished sticker investor, I’m open to offers for these digital masterpieces.

🎨 Price list:
- Not Cap — $5000 per piece. A cultural treasure.
- Penguins — $2000. Timeless classic.
- Apes — $1000. Can’t go lower than this, guys.

If you’re ready to pay for pixels, hit me up. Stickers are like gold, but way more fun.

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🐸 Well, we’ve almost perfectly tapped the 50EMA, dollar for dollar.

First test of the upper trendline around $106K in a long time, and now a retest of the trendline support + MA.

A bounce from here, and the second half of this year should be fun. Only a confirmed breakdown below the 50EMA can ruin the party.

I trade what I see. The expected can’t surprise me 😏

🐸 Elon Musk congratulated Pavel Durov on reaching 1 billion users in Telegram

A billion users - that’s when every seventh person on the planet downloads your messenger, while X is still puffing along at around 500 million. Musk, the king of trolling, seems to have bitten his tongue a little this time - X hasn’t quite reached that level yet.

So, what’s next? Durov congratulating Elon on his first billion Martian colonists? Meanwhile, we simple mortals just sit in our chats and laugh 🤣

A billion is 1,000,000,000 people. To put it into perspective: if every Telegram user stood in line, one meter apart, the chain would stretch 1 million kilometers - enough to circle Earth 25 times. And 500 million X users? That’s only 12.5 trips around.

Numbers don’t lie—Durov’s billion is already here.

Is life returning to TON or just another dead cat bounce? 💀

TON Foundation is flexing about VCs pouring $400M into $TON, while I sit here wondering—are we witnessing a revival, or is this just a 50% dead cat bounce in a week with no corrections? 😏

$NOT and $DOGS charts (check those resistance zones above) are hinting at a potential entry, but last time I jumped in like this… let's just say I still get nervous opening my wallet.

While $X (+360% from ATL) and Major (+160% from ATL) have already popped, I decided to play it safer and revisit major caps—$NOT and $DOGS, the OGs of this ecosystem. Hoping Sasha and Andrey from DWF step up and keep the market from tanking again. Also got my eyes on $BUILD and $PX, with the latter looking especially strong.

Drop your picks for promising TON projects in the comments—right now, I’m just praying to the charts and waiting for $NOT to print me some Xs 👋

GM everyone! 🐸

Didn’t have to wait long — $DOGS was the first to move, up over 30% since the post!

Looks like Durov and Sasha still got some firepower left in the tank.

Or maybe… it’s just the dead cat twitching again while I’m already packing for Dubai? 😏

$PX at $0.11: “Patience pays off”? 🕰🤔

Last time, the comments made everything clear: some sold $PX at the lows and cried “scam,” while others held and waited for those sweet x’s. If you bought with me on Feb 7th, you're finally hitting breakeven after 45 days — maybe even flipping a little profit. As for me, I'm still holding. $PX isn’t listed on CEXes yet, and the hype is just warming up. But if it keeps moving like this, people will soon be screaming about it everywhere — and by then, it'll be too late.

Also funny how most channels started posting about $PX only after it broke $0.1 — but when it did +180% from the bottom, crickets...

Sticker Store: “One sticker at a time — and holders get the x’s”? 🖼🤔

You know what they say — “one thread from everyone, and the shirtless gets a hoodie.” Looks like **Sticker Store is gathering sticker holders for their shot at some serious gains. It’s no secret anymore: trading opens next week, and behind the scenes, things are already heating up — with private chats popping up for top (and not-so-top) holders of different collections. You can sneak a peek here.

Personally, I went pretty deep into stickers, and according to the bots, I’m sitting at #16 in the holder ranks. From the vibe in those chats, nobody’s planning to sell at a loss — everyone’s expecting at least a couple x’s, just like we saw with gifts. If you’re curious, here’s a breakdown of floors and stats across gifts and stickers.
Top holders are clearly locking the floor, and some are even ready to market-buy as soon as transfers open.

Did you buy any stickers? What are you expecting?
Or are you one of those people who’ll sell on day one and then cry “stickers were a scam”? 😏

This is worse than COVID.
This is worse than the FTX collapse.

The past few weeks have been an absolute bloodbath for the markets.
Textbook-style correction: new tariffs from Trump, reshaped trade policy, global realignment — and the market is gasping for air.

$9.2 trillion — that’s how much debt needs to be refinanced in 2025. That’s not just a number — that’s a ticking nuclear bomb.

As for $SPX: -20–25% drawdowns happen about once every two years. COVID was the exception with -35%, but this time it *feels* like we’re nearing the end. I believe we saw the bottom earlier this week. I’m expecting April to be strong — for crypto as well.

📆 Tomorrow is the tariff deadline, and U.S. tax season ends on the 15th. So we’ll likely get shaken around for a few more days… but after that — time to breathe and lock in April for the bounce 🐸