🐸 CZ just reminded us of timeless wisdom:

"If you can't hold, you won't be rich."

Interestingly, he said this exactly 4 years ago, right before the start of a massive alt season. And today, he's bringing it back.

Coincidence? Maybe. But history does have a habit of repeating itself 👀

🐸 What kind of pattern is this?

Yesterday, the entire crypto market held its breath while the founder of the largest exchange revealed his dog’s name 🐶

Once again, I’m reminded that we are not a serious industry 😆

🐸 10 days of $BTC price action

Honestly, these are the least visually-pleasing daily candles I’ve seen in a while.

Please move already 🙏

🐸 The escape to the "better world" didn’t end so well

All those who ran screaming “SOL is king, TON is dead” and poured their funds into Solana are now sitting at even bigger losses than those who simply stayed in the TON ecosystem. Sure, TON tokens took a hit, but if you compare them to their Solana counterparts, they’re actually holding up just as well—if not better.

Lately, I’ve been noticing a trend in chats: “That’s it, we’re leaving for a better world, nothing to see here.” So I propose we commemorate these brave souls with a special SBT to honor their brilliant financial decision. Maybe we call it *“The Great Migration”*? 😆

At the end of the day, no matter where you run, the bear market always catches up.

🐸 Not Your Keys, Not Your Coins.

Today, the crypto world got another reminder of this golden rule: during Bybit's migration, a hacker managed to replace an address and gain control of one of the wallets. Panic? Maybe. But all other funds are secure.

What’s next?
- The hack already happened, and if the hacker decides to dump the ETH, most of it will likely just get absorbed by the market.
- A portion (or all) of the funds will likely be recovered in the coming days/weeks. This is a huge amount, fully visible on-chain, and there's no easy way to escape with it.
- Offramping this money is nearly impossible. Major CEXs, OTC desks, and stablecoin issuers will blacklist the addresses.
- Even if they try mixers or laundering schemes – good luck moving that size without getting caught.

💭 Just another reminder that security in crypto isn’t just a buzzword.

🐸 Bullish hack for $ETH?

By a twist of fate, this hack might be the most bullish event to happen to ETH in recent years.

Bybit now has to buy back $1.4B worth of ETH to refill its cold wallets. That’s some serious buy pressure. Official statement.

The fact that nothing catastrophic happened is evident in BTC’s reaction: only -2% in the moment — despite all the FUD. In 2022, the market crashed way harder after FTX collapsed. Plus, buyers have already stepped in, proving that markets are stabilizing fast.

Realistically, $1.5B is not a death sentence for the 2nd largest exchange in the world. No one would let Bybit sink, and if things got really bad, the whole industry would bail them out.

Panic is the worst reaction to situations like this.

Yesterday, the biggest crypto hack in history happened 😲

Today, crypto is green on the week.

The market showed strength despite the largest theft of all time.

My takeaway: if I looked at the daily chart without context, I wouldn’t have even guessed that something major had happened — just a standard bounce from mid-range.

And usually…

- Good news marks the tops.
- Bad news marks the bottoms.

Let’s see how this ages 🎁

💼 1W 50 EMA has historically been the best $BTC bull/bear market support & resistance indicator.

Right now sitting at $76.2K.

Eyes on it 👀

🐧 Stickers are still in the game.

The official @sticker_community X (Twitter) announced minting and trading stickers. A minute later, the post was mysteriously deleted (marketing trick or what?), but the internet never forgets.

As a distinguished sticker investor, I’m open to offers for these digital masterpieces.

🎨 Price list:
- Not Cap — $5000 per piece. A cultural treasure.
- Penguins — $2000. Timeless classic.
- Apes — $1000. Can’t go lower than this, guys.

If you’re ready to pay for pixels, hit me up. Stickers are like gold, but way more fun.