🐸 Slow and steady wins the race: The J-Curve and the journey through ups and downs

The J-Curve is a concept used in various contexts, including economics, investments, finance, and politics. It describes a temporary decline followed by rapid growth, forming a graph resembling the letter "J."

"Should I?"
The start. At the beginning, there are always doubts: is it worth continuing?

"OMG"
The sharp decline. After taking the first steps, there's often a moment when everything feels like a mistake.

"Ouch, this hurts"
The bottom. This is the moment when it seems like things couldn’t get worse, and many stop, sell, or liquidate. 90% of people aren't cut out for the market and live in a "narcotic/illusory dream."

"Wait, I'm a genius!"
The rise. That sudden feeling of success after a tough period — when it starts to feel like the decision was right.

"Nope"
Doubt. After a brief rise, a new wave of uncertainty hits — and most of the remaining participants leave the game, often at break-even if they’re lucky.

"Phew... Not a bad result."
The peak. Those who endure all the trials finally reach their goals and can enjoy the rewards 💰

The $HMSTR token listing is happening tomorrow!

I missed out on it from the start — the more people, the smaller the reward. Surprising, right? 😂

But now there’s a real chance to make some money on the hamster.

ByBit launched a promotion: Deposit to Earn 2000 $HMSTR in Rewards.

All you need to do is:

- Register through the link and complete the verification process.
- Deposit at least $100 within 7 days of receiving the task.

*This offer is exclusive and rewards are limited to 300 eligible participants, so hurry up!

💎 Remember this moment: it will become history. The new phase has already begun, and we are a big part of it.

🐹 So, your Hamster, Scamster, or whatever you want to call it, has finally been listed!

How are you feeling about it? Did you manage to make any gains? Seems like 300 million people were ready to tap away at Gurinovich’s hamster game for six months, all for a grand total of 20 dollars.

The market cap on the pre-market already surpassed that of $NOT, but it’s funny to compare them, considering the airdrop value per user for $NOT was significantly higher, in some cases even 100 times more. The exchanges and the TON network are struggling to keep up with the load 🚬

For many of you, this is your first drop in crypto, and possibly your first experience in this world. Instead of blowing it all on futures, sending it to scammers, or selling at the peak of emotions, remember the most important thing — PRESERVE IT! 💎

If you managed to earn something, don’t be greedy and think smart. Sell those $HMSTR you don't need and move into $NOT. You’ll thank me in a month 🤝

The market rewards the patient and those who know how to think 🧠

BTC > $66,000 🚀

Meanwhile, 🛒 CZ (Changpeng Zhao), the founder of Binance, is finally free after 118 days in detention.

At the same time, Notcoin is showing strong growth — over 30% in the last 5 days! 📈

Looks like it’s time to get rich 💸

BlackRock has bought more Bitcoin this week than ANY ETF has sold in the past 3 weeks 💰

😔 The growth didn't last long. Altcoins are holding up fairly well compared to BTC, which is a good sign — except for the TON ecosystem. NOT completely retraced its growth and went back into accumulation, while other tokens hit new lows, losing over 50% since listing. Durov, Grachev, Sasha — maybe it's time to buy back a little and lift the community’s spirits?

The main cause of the drop was Iran's strike on Israel.

Interestingly, short-term holders massively closed their losing BTC trades, while long-term holders barely budged. Liquidations totaled nearly $80 million, comparable to local bottoms.

Stay calm. Keep the bigger picture in mind 🧠

Has everyone already checked out the new Telegram gifts? 🎁

At first, it didn’t spark much interest, but right after Durov’s announcement that the limited edition gifts — flowers and lollipops — would become NFTs, everyone rushed to buy them. 🚀

The total supply of the two gifts amounts to 10,000,000 Telegram Stars — that’s $160,000. On secondary markets, accounts with gifts are already being resold for several times their original price. Of course, I grabbed a few for myself. 😉

So, are we waiting for these gifts to get listed? 😁

💼 Paying for mobile service with crypto is now a reality!

@Mobile has released an update that allows you to pay for eSIM with crypto — TON, USDT, and BTC.

The process of setting up eSIM on iPhone is now simpler: no QR codes or unnecessary hassle.

Perfect for both home use and travel. 🌍

With crypto payments for eSIM by @Mobile, it's a modern and convenient way to manage mobile services through blockchain.

😂 Even scammers are fleeing from TON!

Due to the fact that "TON has no whales and it's a small community," hackers have decided to shut down their operations. Apparently, they couldn't "milk" the users, or the revenue turned out to be too small. Now they've turned to Bitcoin, as they need "bigger fish" 🐋

Looks like even scammers can't afford to stick around in TON! 😅

🐈 Claim 25,000 $CATS on Bybit!

Bybit is offering a chance to grab 25,000 $CATS, and here's how to participate:

1. Sign up using invitation link.
2. Deposit at least $100** within 7 days of receiving the task.
3. Rewards will be available within about 14 days after the event ends.
4. Once your task is verified, claim your rewards in the Rewards Hub.

*Limited to 320 eligible participants on a first-come, first-served basis, so act fast!* 🏃‍♂️

💎 Memecoin season on TON — supported by @notcoin with rewards for $NOT holders!

Memes Lab is building a powerful meme infrastructure for over 900 million Telegram users, and this is just the beginning.

What can we expect?

On Solana and Tron, the Memecoin wave generated over $100 million in commissions alone, showcasing the massive growth potential. Now, with the support of the Notcoin team, Memes Lab will play a key role in shaping the meme narrative for TON.

Why should we get involved?

✅ 40% of commissions will be allocated to $NOT — for burning and distributing to holders!

On this channel, I only jump into real projects that truly deliver, not some hamster projects. So, if you miss this, you'll regret it later. Jump in now while it's still early! 🚀

@MemesLabBot

🐸 The 30th week of exhausting sideways movement continues

Yesterday the market dropped, with BTC breaking below the $60k mark, where I added the rest of my positions at $59,200. Now, the market is bouncing back.

Key patterns to keep an eye on: the 20 and 30-week cycles are converging right now. Plus:
- MACD needs to cool off
- The cup and handle pattern is forming

🐸 All of this increases the probability of an upside breakout, if not this week, then within the next few days.

The best entry would be on the breakout, of course, but I can afford to average in at the bottom, especially when I know the project is top-tier and definitely not a scam. 💎

Key levels:
- $63.9k — reclaim and flip this level as support, and we could see continued growth in the short term.
- $60.2k — if we break down, this could give us another dip (which, in my opinion, will be the final volatile drop).

If you can’t survive this moment, you’ll miss out on the biggest bull market. If you do survive, you’re probably going to be the next millionaire. 🚀