“A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies,"
"The man who never reads lives only one.” ― George R.R. Martin, A Dance with Dragons
"The man who never reads lives only one.” ― George R.R. Martin, A Dance with Dragons
JEE exam gives me same feeling of losing my virginity.
No preparation + performance pressure
No preparation + performance pressure
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Jokingly but true, remorse is that feeling you get when you tell your girlfriend that your wife is pregnant. Remorse is that feeling you get when you tell your girlfriend you cheated on her with your pregnant wife. And again five years later, remorse is that feeling you get when you tell your same girlfriend that your same wife is pregnant again.
—Alternate Reality - The Mostly True Story of How I Became a Sociopath or a Comical Look at My Messed Up Life by B. Steve Ross.
—Alternate Reality - The Mostly True Story of How I Became a Sociopath or a Comical Look at My Messed Up Life by B. Steve Ross.
It is monday, and I dislike monday so today I shall fight and slaughter my way through this disastrous day. I AM DEATH AAAA YOUR ETERNAL FEAR AND THE DARKNESS THAT WEAVES THE FEARS THAT YOU CARRY WITH YOU AAAA"
- Me (A very cool person)
- Me (A very cool person)
"The Buddha once asked him , how much do you like that woman?"
"He said: I would like to be a stone bridge and be exposed to the wind for five hundred years, the sun for five hundred years, and the rain for five hundred years."
"Just to get her to cross the bridge."
"He said: I would like to be a stone bridge and be exposed to the wind for five hundred years, the sun for five hundred years, and the rain for five hundred years."
"Just to get her to cross the bridge."
"It's ridiculous, this king has never heard you mention that you have a wife. You are wishful thinking and daydreaming."
"Oh, there are so many things you don't know. Let me tell you, I has several wives. If you want to enter the house, you can only be the fifth. In the future, you will have to pour me tea and water, and kowtow."
"Oh, there are so many things you don't know. Let me tell you, I has several wives. If you want to enter the house, you can only be the fifth. In the future, you will have to pour me tea and water, and kowtow."
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“When your flesh was born mine was taken. As you grew I diminished. Every day you lived i died and your successes were my failures.Your pain was my pleasure and your pleasure agony to my soul. The knowledge you gained widened my ignorance and those memories lost to you were mine to treasure."
-random simp on discord
-random simp on discord
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There had once been a time when a genius disciple of a famous sect on the Ewaria Continent did not go into seclusion to familiarize himself with his new strength and had instead went to celebrate with his fiancé and his best friend…
In the end, the fabled genius had hit his friend a little too hard on the back as they were having a drink or two, causing him to go flying into his fiancé's bosom… Killing the poor guy in the process…
The fiancé had ended up injured as well, but she at least managed to survive with only a few injuries…
In the end, the fabled genius had gotten traumatized from what had happened and ended up secluding himself for a few years before recovering.
This was also one of the reasons why cultivators went into a short period of seclusion after breaking through to a new realm… They did not want to accidently launch someone into their wife's bosom and accidently end up killing them in the process.
Xuan Hao himself had also heard about the tale of the fabled genius killing his best friend with his fiancé's bosom and felt it was quite interesting.
From what he could learn of what had happened later on, apparently, the fabled genius in question was still alive and was one of the sovereigns on the Ewaria continent that had surpassed the Domain Lord Realm, ruling his own empire for the past thousands of years.
If there was a chance in the future, Xuan Hao really wanted to meet the guy in question and find out if he had gotten married to his fiancé or any other interesting story that he might have.
There was way too little information from the story itself as it had only mentioned that someone could not control their strength and had ended up killing his best friend by launching them into his fiancé's bosom…
Xuan Hao was really curious how the best friend had died… After all, there was no way the best friend would have died from just being launched into someone's bosom… Right…?
In the end, the fabled genius had hit his friend a little too hard on the back as they were having a drink or two, causing him to go flying into his fiancé's bosom… Killing the poor guy in the process…
The fiancé had ended up injured as well, but she at least managed to survive with only a few injuries…
In the end, the fabled genius had gotten traumatized from what had happened and ended up secluding himself for a few years before recovering.
This was also one of the reasons why cultivators went into a short period of seclusion after breaking through to a new realm… They did not want to accidently launch someone into their wife's bosom and accidently end up killing them in the process.
Xuan Hao himself had also heard about the tale of the fabled genius killing his best friend with his fiancé's bosom and felt it was quite interesting.
From what he could learn of what had happened later on, apparently, the fabled genius in question was still alive and was one of the sovereigns on the Ewaria continent that had surpassed the Domain Lord Realm, ruling his own empire for the past thousands of years.
If there was a chance in the future, Xuan Hao really wanted to meet the guy in question and find out if he had gotten married to his fiancé or any other interesting story that he might have.
There was way too little information from the story itself as it had only mentioned that someone could not control their strength and had ended up killing his best friend by launching them into his fiancé's bosom…
Xuan Hao was really curious how the best friend had died… After all, there was no way the best friend would have died from just being launched into someone's bosom… Right…?
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“Morality is a force, not a law. Deviating from it has costs and benefits both – a ruler should weigh those when making a decision, and ignore the delusion of any position being inherently superior.”
— A Practical Guide to Evil
— A Practical Guide to Evil
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"Kingdoms don’t die on battlefields. They die in dark, quiet rooms where deals are made between those who should know better.”
—King Edward Alban III of Callow, A Practical Guide to Evil
—King Edward Alban III of Callow, A Practical Guide to Evil
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