Not Safe For Brain
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When one did not know how to choose, the best way was to give up choosing.
Sometimes just looking at one place will hurt your eyes.

— Hyperspace Transmigration(Webnovel)
After cursing, Lu Xiaoran finally said sincerely, "Lige, you're still young. You're only 289 years old. You're at the age where you need to work hard. How can you be obsessed with women? Look at your master. Along the way, I've met so many beautiful women. Have I ever been moved?"

"Take my advice. Women are like tigers that eat humans or poison that pierces the intestines.

"If a man is useless, no matter how beautiful a woman he finds. In the end, he would only be raising a wife for others.

"If a man is capable, his wife could be easily found along the path. He would have a never-ending supply of women."

Yun Lige muttered, "Master, I don't have a choice either. My junior sisters and junior brothers are all stronger than me. I'm almost hopeless at cultivating. At this moment, I have you to protect me. After all, I'm the eldest senior brother of Zhishui Peak. However, in the future, after you die, I'll be nothing. Shouldn't I take the opportunity while my junior sisters are all single to pursue one of them? In the future, I can even bootlick them and rely on them."
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After some time, convinced that I had completely absorbed Ferzen’s ego, I’ve naturally learned what triggers his compulsion.

‘Possessiveness and Symmetry.’

I was mesmerized by Ferzen’s obsessions, and when I came to my senses, I was trying to correct everything in the office that was out of symmetry, such as placing the table the way I saw fit.

Now I understand why it was recorded as “Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder” rather than “Perfectionist”.

The Moment he feels something is not symmetric, or if he thinks it’s not perfectly balanced, he won’t stay put.

.........................(Few moments later)

Slap!

Perhaps as a sign of resistance, Euphemia slapped my left cheek and looked at me with eyes full of hate.

But rather than be confused or furious at the fact I’ve just been slapped…

Slap!

While we were facing each other, I slapped Euphemia’s left cheek so we would be symmetrical.


Sauce:- The Villain Who Robbed the Heroines
Not Safe For Brain
After some time, convinced that I had completely absorbed Ferzen’s ego, I’ve naturally learned what triggers his compulsion. ‘Possessiveness and Symmetry.’ I was mesmerized by Ferzen’s obsessions, and when I came to my senses, I was trying to correct everything…
Few chapters later.......

When Euphemia eventually breastfeeds our child, she will only use one breast, and naturally, the second will remain unused.

I wonder how I will handle such a scenario.

Maybe I won’t be able to stand this asymmetrical scenario and suck on her remaining breast.

‘……’

No.
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A man can be himself only so long as he is alone; and if he does not love solitude, he will not love freedom; for it is only when he is alone that he is really free.

— Arthur Schopenhauer, Essays and Aphorisms
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Aaah, I want money…Money I am free to use however I want…I wonder if there’s someone with some treasure stashed away. The kind of person who can’t complain even if I steal it.

— Ainz Ooal Gown, Overlord Vol.15 - Chapter 1 Part 3
Just as Asna wanted to sigh in relief she heard him continue, "But first I need to see some goodwill from you. So I suggest you apologize to my butt hole for the mental pain you caused it."

Felix smirked wickedly as he wanted to embarrass her one last time to get back at what she did. Sadly, he forgot one important thing. Asna had absolutely no shame or dignity, just like him!

"I am sorry Mr. butt hole for not taking responsibility for my actions, I never planned to escape after what I did, it's just the circumstances forced me to leave you." she added with tender eyes and sweet angelic voice, "but now that I am here, I will take care of you forever, don't worry."

Dark lines immediately took form on Felix's forehead after hearing her messed up apology.

"Fuck, just forget it, let me sleep in peace." He closed his eyes with an unpleasant expression on his face.

— Supremacy Games
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From his point of view, remembering useless names was a waste of memory. It’s not that his memory was limited, but there’s no meaning to using his memory for unimportant things. In fact, he couldn’t understand why so many people try to memorize useless things.

The female shifted her gaze to the bow in Decem’s hands.

“So, she died”

Something clicked in him. It was about that failure, the one who managed to die even though he gave her such precious weapons. He felt ashamed that half of the blood that flowed in her veins was his own. No—rather, it was because it was not more than half that she got killed by someone like humans.

“Yeah, she died”

“Is…that so”

Her voice trembled.

She was also probably feeling ashamed upon remembering that her blood flowed through that failed creation, but that failure was still stronger than her. This female should be even more ashamed.

But it was the king’s duty to give people a chance.

Decem felt moved at how gentle a king he was that he would show mercy even for the incompetent.

“Come to my room later. I will give you another chance”

Decem started walking without waiting for a reply. He should get these weapons to the treasury first.

After he returned from the treasury, Decem washed off the dirt from the battlefield and laid on the bed in his room.

While he was waiting like that, a man came requesting his permission to enter. He couldn’t see that female anywhere behind him.

“…What is it?”

“I have information for the king. The woman summoned by the king, named Myuugi, has committed suicide”

“Suicide?”

“Yes. She did it by jumping from the castle”

“What? She died from falling from just that height…no, I forget that you people are only that strong”

Decem pondered for a bit. He couldn’t think of a reason for her suicide. First of all, he had just summoned her to his bed, so she should have been joyful. Maybe it’s not suicide, but instead, she got murdered by someone who envied her.

“…Are you sure that it’s a suicide?”

“Yes. We are sure, as there was someone who saw her do it.”

Decem thought for a moment that maybe that witness was the murderer, but if it really was a suicide, what could have been the reason? After he mulled it over for a while, Decem finally found the answer.

“I see… So it’s something like that. I understand now. She was sorry for giving birth to a useless daughter and killed herself as an apology, right?”

“…Only she can know her true feelings, but you are probably right, my king”

The man replied with an expressionless face.

“…In that case, give her a fitting funeral. She used her life to apologize after all. It’s a king’s duty to forgive others”

“I am grateful for my king’s merciful consideration”

Decem nodded regally at the man who was bowing deeply. As he thought, kings should be merciful like this to useless beings.

Feeling extremely compassionate, Decem decided to reward the loyal man—he didn’t remember his name—in front of him.

“Do you have any daughters?”

“…Yes…I do”

“You are fortunate. Send them here if they are already of age. If they aren’t, your wife works too”

The man looked like he was deeply moved. After his body shook all over, he spoke like he was trying to squeeze the words out.

“Understood, my king…”

He left the room and Decem proceeded to forget about that female. He didn’t care about what happened to some useless female.

— Elf King, Overlord Vol.15 - Chapter 2 Part 1
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