Never before have I been so offended by something so true

“So are you going to kill me now?” Lu Zhanyu looked up at Gu Nan and pointed to herself. “If you kill me, a woman with the blood of a snake and the heart of a scorpion, you can have the rewards all to yourself.”
“Of course not,” Gu Nan refused without hesitation. “Like I said before, our cooperation is very delightful!
We can still form a team in the future. I’ll take care of the mission, and you’ll take care of screwing over our teammates.
If you’re discovered, I’ll just deny it and sell you out. Isn’t that wonderful?”

- Ascending the Heaven as Evil God

“Oh, woe is me, you’ve destroyed my army… Hahaha, you fell for it again! I haven’t paid them in a year, they were about to depose me. Once more, Irritant triumphs against all odds!”
—Dread Emperor Irritant I, the Oddly Successful
(A Practical Guide to Evil)

intelligence is like underwear. It is important that you have it, but not necessary that you show it off

When there is trouble, women are burdens. When there is no trouble, women are troublesome!
— I Am Such An Expert; Why Do I Have To Take In Disciples

I always tell my girlfriend that dating is like quantum physics.

And thats pretty much it. I have no idea how quantum physics works, but neither does my girlfriend.

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When one did not know how to choose, the best way was to give up choosing.

Sometimes just looking at one place will hurt your eyes.

— Hyperspace Transmigration(Webnovel)

After cursing, Lu Xiaoran finally said sincerely, "Lige, you're still young. You're only 289 years old. You're at the age where you need to work hard. How can you be obsessed with women? Look at your master. Along the way, I've met so many beautiful women. Have I ever been moved?"

"Take my advice. Women are like tigers that eat humans or poison that pierces the intestines.

"If a man is useless, no matter how beautiful a woman he finds. In the end, he would only be raising a wife for others.

"If a man is capable, his wife could be easily found along the path. He would have a never-ending supply of women."

Yun Lige muttered, "Master, I don't have a choice either. My junior sisters and junior brothers are all stronger than me. I'm almost hopeless at cultivating. At this moment, I have you to protect me. After all, I'm the eldest senior brother of Zhishui Peak. However, in the future, after you die, I'll be nothing. Shouldn't I take the opportunity while my junior sisters are all single to pursue one of them? In the future, I can even bootlick them and rely on them."

After some time, convinced that I had completely absorbed Ferzen’s ego, I’ve naturally learned what triggers his compulsion.

‘Possessiveness and Symmetry.’

I was mesmerized by Ferzen’s obsessions, and when I came to my senses, I was trying to correct everything in the office that was out of symmetry, such as placing the table the way I saw fit.

Now I understand why it was recorded as “Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder” rather than “Perfectionist”.

The Moment he feels something is not symmetric, or if he thinks it’s not perfectly balanced, he won’t stay put.

.........................(Few moments later)

Slap!

Perhaps as a sign of resistance, Euphemia slapped my left cheek and looked at me with eyes full of hate.

But rather than be confused or furious at the fact I’ve just been slapped…

Slap!

While we were facing each other, I slapped Euphemia’s left cheek so we would be symmetrical.


Sauce:- The Villain Who Robbed the Heroines

Few chapters later.......

When Euphemia eventually breastfeeds our child, she will only use one breast, and naturally, the second will remain unused.

I wonder how I will handle such a scenario.

Maybe I won’t be able to stand this asymmetrical scenario and suck on her remaining breast.

‘……’

No.