Sauce: The Regressor and the Blind Saint

I once read an article in a newspaper that said the following,

According to a study by a university from the UK, on average, people with higher IQ were more likely to develop depression.

If that article is true, I might have been a genius that far surpassed even Einstein when I was a child.

The biggest challenge about success is shutting up about it

Never before have I been so offended by something so true

“So are you going to kill me now?” Lu Zhanyu looked up at Gu Nan and pointed to herself. “If you kill me, a woman with the blood of a snake and the heart of a scorpion, you can have the rewards all to yourself.”
“Of course not,” Gu Nan refused without hesitation. “Like I said before, our cooperation is very delightful!
We can still form a team in the future. I’ll take care of the mission, and you’ll take care of screwing over our teammates.
If you’re discovered, I’ll just deny it and sell you out. Isn’t that wonderful?”

- Ascending the Heaven as Evil God

“Oh, woe is me, you’ve destroyed my army… Hahaha, you fell for it again! I haven’t paid them in a year, they were about to depose me. Once more, Irritant triumphs against all odds!”
—Dread Emperor Irritant I, the Oddly Successful
(A Practical Guide to Evil)

intelligence is like underwear. It is important that you have it, but not necessary that you show it off

When there is trouble, women are burdens. When there is no trouble, women are troublesome!
— I Am Such An Expert; Why Do I Have To Take In Disciples

I always tell my girlfriend that dating is like quantum physics.

And thats pretty much it. I have no idea how quantum physics works, but neither does my girlfriend.

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