And the railway won't be attending because they are scared lol

https://abc6onyourside.com/news/local/norfolk-southern-east-palestine-ohio-town-hall-fearing-growing-physical-threat

My own attempt at a Babylon Bee post.
How did I do?
🤣🤣🤣

https://truthsocial.com/users/PepeLivesMatter/statuses/109872023026680519

You will soon not be allowed to celebrate with balloons in Laguna Beach 🤡

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xRdBrYJX1o

Why is the Brandon administration providing briefings to Pompeo? (1:36)

https://t.me/realKarliBonne/152649

Former Trump admin Pompeo, Ratcliffe, and O'Brien briefed at DNI headquarters - oh and Bolton has been briefed too 🤔

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/national-security/former-trump-officials-briefed-chinese-spy-balloons-rcna70933

Trump is a "Houdini" kekek 🤣🤣🤣

Quote:

Elie Honig writes that a “staggering parade” of Trump’s henchmen have been indicted, convicted, imprisoned or all three: Michael Cohen, Roger Stone, Paul Manafort, Michael Flynn, Steve Bannon, Peter Navarro, Rick Gates, George Papadopoulos, Lev Parnas, Igor Fruman, Thomas Barrack, Elliott Broidy, Sam Patten, George Nader, Allen Weisselberg and – last but not least – the Trump Organization itself.

And yet, somehow, “a lawless Houdini … stands at the epicenter of the carnage, untouched, undeterred, and, if anything, emboldened”.

https://www.theguardian.com/books/2023/feb/12/untouchable-review-donald-trump-merrick-garland-elie-honig

Morning frens, Happy Thursday! 🐧☕️

It must be a coincidence

https://truthsocial.com/users/PepeLivesMatter/statuses/109875749277526436

@realx22report

hahaha

https://t.me/patriotartsfarm/17834

Don Lemon is getting roasted on Twitter for talking about when women are in their "prime"

In response to Nikki Haley saying after a certain age, presidential candidates should have a cognitive test.

You know Tucker will cover this tonight 😂

Elon explains why he bought Twitter.

“I was a little worried about the direction and the effect of social media on the rest of the world, especially Twitter.

Social media companies should adhere to the laws of countries and not try to put a thumb on the scale beyond the laws of countries.

The general idea is for it to reflect the values of the people, as opposed to imposing the values of essentially San Francisco and Berkeley, which are somewhat of a niche ideology, as compared to the rest of the world.”

Why is FEMA saying Ohio is not qualified for assistance after one of the largest disasters in history?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11759845/Ohio-Governor-says-FEMA-wont-grant-help-East-Palestine-train-derailment.html

https://t.me/realKarliBonne/152788

But but, the water is safe 🤪

Anyone near East Palestine Ohio that can get samples tested?

https://t.me/KanekoaTheGreat/6470

AZ Court of Appeals rejected Kari’s appeal

Katie Hobbs couldn’t fill a room with 100 people, while Kari Lake packed out stadiums..

AZ SCOTUS here we come! Kari Lake won’t stop fighting for Arizona.