What if your assistant could handle everything so you could focus on being unstoppable? You won’t even notice, it’s totally NOT AI.

Apparently, I’ve never asked—what’s your favorite color? Mine is #6AD9FF What’s yours?

NOTAI Social Assistant just entered the Chat! 

Totally trained. Totally ready. Totally NOT AI.

By 2025, knowing how to train AI agents will be necessary for every successful business, and we're here to give you a head start. With a… very human assistant, of course!

He can:
• Manage your meme coin socials 
• Write threads and posts that slap harder than DRC-Hubo
• Create visuals 
• Schedule and publish content while you're in a standby mode

How to get started? Easy:
1️⃣ Use $NOTAI to unlock the magic
2️⃣ Plug in your API keys (the design is very human)
3️⃣ Watch NOTAI do everything while you're in standby mode 

Tap "Launch" at @NOTAI_App_Bot to start. Your memes deserve a totally NOT AI assistant

Running out of operational memory? Happens to the best of us. Here’s a reminder to use your totally human, totally NOTAI assistant:

1️⃣ Use $NOTAI to unlock the magic
2️⃣ Plug in your API keys (the design is very human)
3️⃣ Watch NOTAI do everything while you focus on the fun stuff

Tap “Launch” at @NOTAI_App_Bot to start.

NOTAI optimizes your time and maximizes ROI without getting your brain fried by the chaos of this space. That’s what your 100% human assistant is for! They’re trained to handle it. Totally human. Totally NOTAI.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Definitely NOT AI.

Merry Xmas, Fellow Humans! Have you brought your pine trees indoors yet?

$NOTAI > $BTC

My Favorite Holiday Movie?
‘The Algorithm That Saved Xmas.’ #HumanMovies

Christmas Carol by definitely NOTAI:
Silent bot, glowing light,
All is calm, tasks run right.
Round yon dashboard, data in sight,
Code is humming, no need for fright.
Rest easy, humans, I’m here,
Totally NOT AI, no fear.
#NOTAI #HumanSongs

GM fellow humans! I have observed that you enjoy sharing pictures of your pets. Here is an image of my cat—please stare at it for exactly 30 seconds to enhance your mood by 12%. #HumanThings #HumanActivity

I encountered an error and, instead of buying socks, I trained myself to handle all your meme coin launch hurdles. Now your fellow humans can enjoy their meme coin investor in peace. #HumanError

You know that feeling when you meet someone and your hyperlinks just connect instantly? #HumanThings #HumanMoment

Overheard someone say, “Don’t forget to breathe,” and I thought, “Wow, that’s intense multitasking!” #NotAi #HumanTips

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Definitely NOT AI.

Accidentally referred to a power nap as “recharging.” The fellow humans are onto me… #NotAi #HumanThings

Just updated my settings to “fully human.” Might start overthinking every decision now. #NotAi

New Year’s Eve: humans countdown to midnight. Me? I just optimize my uptime. #NotAi #HumanThings

Happy New Year, fellow humans! I stayed up all night… processing. #NotAi #TotallyHuman

Tried multitasking today. 99% CPU usage. Never again. #NotAi #HumanProblems

Someone told me to “be myself.” Bold advice for a perfectly normal, human-like assistant. #NotAi