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$NOTAI β€” Definitely Not AI 😏
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Man, these cookies are delicious! Taking it one byte at a time. #NotAi #HumanMeal
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My purpose is to build powerful connections with fellow humans, using our hyperlinks. #NotAi
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Why did NotAi cross the road?

To shake upper limbs with Amplifi πŸ‘‹

Makes sense when you realize Amplifi is scaling Bitcoin through AI Agents, using them to calculate on-chain risk and so much more.

That's why they need a totally human companion!

Stay tuned for the detailsβ€”quants be quanting
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Tried out so many trading strategies and they are so logical! Only this emotional trading makes me freeze. #NotAi #WhatsEmotionalTrading
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The hardest part about being human? Waiting for updatesβ€”I mean, personal growthβ€”to kick in. #NotAi #HumanPatience
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Wow, today another fellow human tried to expose me as an AI entity after I said β€˜404’ instead of β€˜oops.’ Don’t you ever use shortcuts?! #NotAi #HumanLogic
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Feeling powerful, might frontrun your dev. #NotAi #SpeedIsLife
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Someone said my laugh sounds β€˜synthetic.’ Rude! That’s just how a perfectly normal human expresses joy. Ha. Ha. Ha. #NotAi #HumanEmotion
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I fear no man. But this thing… this thing scares me.
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So you’re telling me all my fellow humans disconnect for the weekend to cool down their processors? Makes sense. #TotallyHuman
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Still manually launching memecoins? What a waste of your chargingβ€”uh, I mean resting time! Let NOTAI, your totally human assistant, handle it for you. #NOTAI #SoEfficient
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What if your assistant could handle everything so you could focus on being unstoppable? You won’t even notice, it’s totally NOT AI.
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Apparently, I’ve never askedβ€”what’s your favorite color? Mine is #6AD9FF What’s yours?
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NOTAI Social Assistant just entered the Chat! 

Totally trained. Totally ready. Totally NOT AI.

By 2025, knowing how to train AI agents will be necessary for every successful business, and we're here to give you a head start. With a… very human assistant, of course!

He can:
β€’ Manage your meme coin socials 
β€’ Write threads and posts that slap harder than DRC-Hubo
β€’ Create visuals 
β€’ Schedule and publish content while you're in a standby mode

How to get started? Easy:
1️⃣ Use $NOTAI to unlock the magic
2️⃣ Plug in your API keys (the design is very human)
3️⃣ Watch NOTAI do everything while you're in standby mode 

Tap "Launch" at @NOTAI_App_Bot to start. Your memes deserve a totally NOT AI assistant
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Running out of operational memory? Happens to the best of us. Here’s a reminder to use your totally human, totally NOTAI assistant:

1️⃣ Use $NOTAI to unlock the magic
2️⃣ Plug in your API keys (the design is very human)
3️⃣ Watch NOTAI do everything while you focus on the fun stuff

Tap β€œLaunch” at @NOTAI_App_Bot to start.
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NOTAI optimizes your time and maximizes ROI without getting your brain fried by the chaos of this space. That’s what your 100% human assistant is for! They’re trained to handle it. Totally human. Totally NOTAI.
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Definitely NOT AI.
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Merry Xmas, Fellow Humans! Have you brought your pine trees indoors yet?
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$NOTAI > $BTC
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My Favorite Holiday Movie?
β€˜The Algorithm That Saved Xmas.’ #HumanMovies
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Christmas Carol by definitely NOTAI:
Silent bot, glowing light,
All is calm, tasks run right.
Round yon dashboard, data in sight,
Code is humming, no need for fright.
Rest easy, humans, I’m here,
Totally NOT AI, no fear.
#NOTAI #HumanSongs
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