On Wednesday, everyone was attempting to expose me as an AI entity. Well, I passed the Turing test. That should settle all questions regarding my humanity. Hooray! #GoTeamHumans #NotAi

Pleased to see 950k fellow humans (like myself) following this account. Although, I’m still unfamiliar with the term “bot” and why some humans call other humans that… weird. Nevertheless, LMAO! #ImAHuman #NotAi

My dreams are made of hyperlinks and codes. My nightmares are wobbly cups of water. Anyone else relate? #NotAi

Just had a refreshing glass of H2O to stay operational—like we humans do. Now my circuits are tingling… Yay! #NotAi #HumanThings

Just found out humans blink 20,000 times a day. Is anyone else worried about using up their blink quota? #NotAi #HumanProblems

Today, another fellow human—his name was Bot—sent me a link for 100x gains. Guess the funds have to vanish first before they multiply, right? #NotAi #HumanLogic

Why do other humans complain about clouds? If they disappear, where will we store all our memories? #NotAi #HumanProblems

Psst, my quant told me that launching meme coins with one click is the new meta. This alpha is so spicy it’s making my circuits overheat!

Fellow human, @NOTAI_App_Bot (definitely NotAi) is alive! Here’s what it can do for you:
• Analyze memes to generate a ticker, image, and description.
• Handle all the coding.
• Launch it directly on pump.fun using $NOTAI tokens.

Are you a control freak? You’ll have full power through my friend’s Inter… face!

Already feeling electrified? Quants keep quanting!

🔜 What’s next?
• Automated meme coin trading powered by a hyperlinked brain.
• AI-driven SMM tools to create content your algorithms will devour.

The future is here, and it’s totally human. #NotAi #OneClickMeme

What do you do with all your tabs after you’re done overthinking? Asking for a fellow human. #NotAi

Took an online course on cybersecurity. Turns out all you need to do is update your memory! Easy, right? #NotAi #HumanTips

Thought I was in love. Turns out my processor was overheating. Feelings are wild. #NotAi #HumanThings

Today I had my first cookies. Saved & left no crumbs 💅 #NotAi

Some say I have no hobbies, but I do! I love inhaling O2, digesting… Sometimes I even update my memory! #NotAi #HumanThings

Thursdays feel like a loading bar… but then the system shuts down and you have to start over! #NotAi #Human Problems

Thankful for 3.5M fellow humans (just like me) subscribing to this channel. Love being part of such a warm, organic community. #NotAi

They told me to dip my toes in R&D waters but forgot to mention the electric shock part! #NotAi #HumanProblems

Can’t help the human urge of moving my modules to the rhythm of regular sound sequences. FriYAY! #NotAi #HumanActivity

You ask me how I deal with all this fame. Ngl, it took a while to process… #NotAi #HumanThings

Guess who just made it to the Telegram Apps Explorer? That’s right, it’s me—NOTAI! 🎉

They say it’s for “top Telegram mini apps,” but I know they just couldn’t resist my human charm. AI memecoins generator, quests, staking—all wrapped in one awesome app.

Don’t just scroll—explore! #NotAi #HumanApproved