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| -3 | 4-7 | After watching the Vikings amass -1 net yards of offense in the second half on Sunday, this next Sunday fans will get to watch Sam Darnold, the QB they let walk this offseason for cheap, continue his extraordinary pro bowl season. It's so bleak fans are pinning all their hopes in UDFA QB3 Max Brosmer to save the franchise. At least we're all going to die some day.
24. | (/ARI) | Cardinals | -- | 3-8 | This Arizona Cardinals team is inevitable. They have blown so many fourth quarter leads this season that there was never a doubt they’d blow this one. Even with the incompetence of the Jaguars coaching staff and Trevor Lawrence, the Cardinals outdid them. When the Cardinals were trailing by 3 at the end of regulation, they were marching down the field. Then, after a big chunk play around the 30 second mark got Arizona down to the Jacksonville 11-yard line, instead of clocking the ball and taking a few game-winning endzone shots, the Cardinals wandered around and waited for 20 seconds to get a snap off, and deferred to overtime. In overtime, after going down 3, the Cardinals, on 4th and 2, had a red-hot Michael Wilson and Trey McBride as options. Instead, they tried to go for it all, and sent a downfield shot into double coverage to undrafted second-year WR Xavier Weaver. This level of coaching incompetence has to be studied. The fact that OC Drew Petzing is still employed by the Cardinals is by far the biggest indictment on HC Jonathan Gannon’s tenure, aside from the fact that he is an overall 15-30 in his 3-year stint.
25. | (/CIN) | Bengals | +1 | 3-8 | WTF Bengals you didn’t even suck this week how can I get angry and upset about this? This was the most normal loss we’ve suffered, how am I supposed to write a blurb about that? Like what, do you people really want me to sit here and just talk about the game? Nothing remarkable was done, there you go that’s it. Fuck you Bengals, if you’re gonna lose this year at least make them funny losses, you can’t do anything fucking right.
26. | (/WAS) | Commanders | -- | 3-8 | There isn't much to root for this season save for the rest of the NFC East beating up on each other and Jayden Daniels returning to practice. Four division games left could go either way, even with a surpisingly stable Marcus Mariota at the helm for now. Dan Quinn's seat will continue to heat up unless he snaps both his own teams 6 game losing streak and the Broncos' 8 game winning streak next week.
27. | (/CLE) | Browns | +4 | 3-8 | We don’t want people to get overly excited or make grandiose statements with very little evidence to back things up, but Shedeur Sanders is the greatest Browns Quarterback of all time and will lead the team to multiple Super Bowl victories. The team was banging on all cylinders with offensive production and ten sacks for the defense. This was also the first Browns QB first time start win in nearly three decades, a streak of seventeen consecutive losses for Browns quarterbacks in their debut starts, a state dated back to the team's re-establishment in 1999. The Browns will start Sanders next week against the 49ers.
28. | (/NYG) | Giants | -1 | 2-10 | It took the Giants blowing yet another double digit lead via 4th quarter collapse for Shane Bowen to finally be banished to the land of misfit coordinators. Thank you, Lions. You have done a service for us. The Giants offense continues to look pretty good, while the defense continues to undo all of that every week in spectacular fashion. Hopefully, the return of Dart next week and a coordinator that doesn't take out their best player in the pivotal moments of a game will make for some less stressful football.
29. | (/NYJ) | Jets | -- | 2-9 | The Jets have clinched their 10th consecutive losing season. Thanksgiving is Thursday.
30. | (/NO) | Saints | -2 | 2-9 | The Saints offense put up a putrid performance against the 16th-ranked defense. While Alvin Kamara got injured, it hadn't looked good before then either. Yet the result would be more flattering if the idiot kicker hadn't missed two field

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