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One piece is crazy good this week
Forwarded from Hey, Alr-something you know whatever (Negro Calvados...)
>this summer
>nintendo
>hires
>one man
>*employee played by steve carell emerges from elevator carrying a box of equipment* โ€œHELLO NINTENDOOOOO!!!!โ€
>*everyone looks at him*
>โ€im just gonna set up my stuff right hereโ€........
>*places box on desk, accidently knocks computer over*
>*silence*
>โ€this is awkward......โ€
>party rock anthem plays
>universal pictures
>illumination enterainment
>nintendo logo
>reggie played by the rock: โ€œweโ€™ve given you one task. to save nintendoโ€
>โ€how am i supposed to do that? i dont even speak japanese, and youre asking me to create the next big game?โ€
>*montage of care struggling to interact with japanese workers*
>cut back to the rock โ€œyoure our best shot. if anyone can get it done its youโ€
>*cuts to carell playing tetris on gameboy* im sorry what?
>reggie *sigh, facepalm*
>cuts back to more montage of carell working โ€œi just dont know if i can do it. im a hack, all i do is use unreal engine assets. im no shigiru miyamoto!โ€
>*japanese love interest* i know you can do this. maybe some of the other men dont believe in you, but theres something special about you
>*montage of carell acting strange
>shigiru miyamoto appears, talks in racist accent โ€œWEA REED YOU TO HRAVE GAME DONE BY DECEMEBERโ€
>wait i need to have this game done in TWO MONTHS!?!??
>THIS SUMMER
>*montage of him partying in tokyo*
>ITS GONNA GET
>A LITTLE CRAZY
>*cuts to carell drunk at sushi bar* i BURP pooted *falls over, chef facepalms*
>NINTENDO HIRE THIS MAN
>October 22
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