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>this summer
>nintendo
>hires
>one man
>*employee played by steve carell emerges from elevator carrying a box of equipment* โHELLO NINTENDOOOOO!!!!โ
>*everyone looks at him*
>โim just gonna set up my stuff right hereโ........
>*places box on desk, accidently knocks computer over*
>*silence*
>โthis is awkward......โ
>party rock anthem plays
>universal pictures
>illumination enterainment
>nintendo logo
>reggie played by the rock: โweโve given you one task. to save nintendoโ
>โhow am i supposed to do that? i dont even speak japanese, and youre asking me to create the next big game?โ
>*montage of care struggling to interact with japanese workers*
>cut back to the rock โyoure our best shot. if anyone can get it done its youโ
>*cuts to carell playing tetris on gameboy* im sorry what?
>reggie *sigh, facepalm*
>cuts back to more montage of carell working โi just dont know if i can do it. im a hack, all i do is use unreal engine assets. im no shigiru miyamoto!โ
>*japanese love interest* i know you can do this. maybe some of the other men dont believe in you, but theres something special about you
>*montage of carell acting strange
>shigiru miyamoto appears, talks in racist accent โWEA REED YOU TO HRAVE GAME DONE BY DECEMEBERโ
>wait i need to have this game done in TWO MONTHS!?!??
>THIS SUMMER
>*montage of him partying in tokyo*
>ITS GONNA GET
>A LITTLE CRAZY
>*cuts to carell drunk at sushi bar* i BURP pooted *falls over, chef facepalms*
>NINTENDO HIRE THIS MAN
>October 22
>nintendo
>hires
>one man
>*employee played by steve carell emerges from elevator carrying a box of equipment* โHELLO NINTENDOOOOO!!!!โ
>*everyone looks at him*
>โim just gonna set up my stuff right hereโ........
>*places box on desk, accidently knocks computer over*
>*silence*
>โthis is awkward......โ
>party rock anthem plays
>universal pictures
>illumination enterainment
>nintendo logo
>reggie played by the rock: โweโve given you one task. to save nintendoโ
>โhow am i supposed to do that? i dont even speak japanese, and youre asking me to create the next big game?โ
>*montage of care struggling to interact with japanese workers*
>cut back to the rock โyoure our best shot. if anyone can get it done its youโ
>*cuts to carell playing tetris on gameboy* im sorry what?
>reggie *sigh, facepalm*
>cuts back to more montage of carell working โi just dont know if i can do it. im a hack, all i do is use unreal engine assets. im no shigiru miyamoto!โ
>*japanese love interest* i know you can do this. maybe some of the other men dont believe in you, but theres something special about you
>*montage of carell acting strange
>shigiru miyamoto appears, talks in racist accent โWEA REED YOU TO HRAVE GAME DONE BY DECEMEBERโ
>wait i need to have this game done in TWO MONTHS!?!??
>THIS SUMMER
>*montage of him partying in tokyo*
>ITS GONNA GET
>A LITTLE CRAZY
>*cuts to carell drunk at sushi bar* i BURP pooted *falls over, chef facepalms*
>NINTENDO HIRE THIS MAN
>October 22
Mia madre se lo meritava รจ una brava persona
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unreasonably horny for bayonetta ๐ฐ 3 DAYS
guess whos back, back again #Bayonetta3 #NintendoDirect
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