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TEACHER: How many letters are there in the alphabet?
STUDENT: Eleven.
TEACHER: Eleven!
STUDENT: T H E A L P H A B E T = 11 !
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Muhammad Ali Cassius Marcellus Clay Jr.—January 17, 1942 – June 3, 2016)
An American professional boxer, activist, and philanthropist. Nicknamed "The Greatest", he is widely regarded as one of the most significant and celebrated sports figures of the 20th century and one of the greatest boxers of all time.
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Sami Yusef—Make Me Strong
My lord show me right from wrong
Give me light make me strong
I know the road is long
Make me strong
Sometimes it gets too much
I Feel that I've lost touch

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Blond TV Commercial—Banned
Beauty and the Brain
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6 WAYS THE BORDER WALL COULD DISRUPT THE ENVIRONMENT

People who live and work along the southern border of the U.S. will tell you that the farther away the political debate occurs from the border, the more detached it becomes from the reality of life in the borderlands. That long-held view has been confirmed yet again as the wrangling in Washington over President Donald Trump’s demand for $5.7 billion to build a wall along the border devolves into an argument over whether such a wall should be concrete slab or steel slats.

The reason to build a wall is to keep people out. Yet history is replete with examples of walls all over the globe that rarely deterred determined people from getting in. Janet Napolitano, who served as governor of Arizona and President Barack Obama’s secretary of Homeland Security, was famous for her oft-repeated declaration:

“Show me a 50-foot wall, and I’ll show you a 51-foot ladder.”

The wisdom of building a wall across the length of the U.S.-Mexico border at a time when the number of arrests of illegal border crossers is at a 45-year low is an issue for the debate over immigration law.
1. Threatening diverse landscapes
2. Exacerbating flooding
3. Perils to wildlife and plants
4. Dividing a river
5. Disrupting wildlife refuges and parks
6. Exemption from environmental oversight laws

https://www.nationalgeographic.com/environment/2019/01/how-trump-us-mexico-border-wall-could-impact-environment-wildlife-water/?cmpid=org=ngp::mc=social::src=facebook::cmp=editorial::add=fb20190110env-borderwallimpacts::rid=&sf205749481=1

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One sunny day a rabbit came out of her hole in the ground to enjoy the fine weather. The day was so nice that she became careless and a fox snuck up behind her and caught her. "I am going to eat you for lunch," said the fox. "Wait," replied the rabbit, "You should at least wait a few days." "Oh yeah? Why should I wait?"
"Well, I am just finishing my thesis on 'The Superiority of Rabbits over Foxes and Wolves.'" "Are you crazy? I should eat you right now! Everybody knows that a fox will always win over a rabbit." "Not really, not according to my research. If you like, you can come into my hole and read it for yourself. If you are not convinced, you can go ahead and have me for lunch." "You really are crazy!" But since the fox was curious and had nothing to lose, it went with the rabbit. The fox never came out. A few days later the rabbit was again taking a break from writing and sure enough, a wolf came out of the bushes and was ready to set upon her.
"Wait!" yelled the rabbit, "you can't eat me right now." "And why might that be, my furry appetizer?" "I am almost finished writing my thesis on 'The Superiority of Rabbits over Foxes and Wolves.'" The wolf laughed so hard that it almost lost its grip on the rabbit. "Maybe I shouldn't eat you; you really are sick … in the head. You might have something contagious." "Come and read it for yourself; you can eat me afterward if you disagree with my conclusions." So the wolf went down into the rabbit's hole … and never came out.
The rabbit finished her thesis and was out celebrating in the local lettuce patch. Another rabbit came along and asked, "What's up? You seem very happy." "Yup, I just finished my thesis." "Congratulations. What's it about?" "'The Superiority of Rabbits over Foxes and Wolves.'" "Are you sure? That doesn't sound right."
"Oh yes. Come and read it for yourself." So together they went down into the rabbit's hole. As they entered, the friend saw the typical graduate abode, albeit a rather messy one after writing a thesis. The computer with the controversial work was in one corner. And to the right there was a pile of fox bones, on the left a pile of wolf bones. And in the middle was a large, well-fed lion.

The moral of the story: The title of your thesis doesn't matter. The subject doesn't matter. The research doesn't matter. All that matters is who your advisor is.

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Classic short stories that introduce American literature to intermediate English learners.

My First Selection, O Henry.

1. 'Hearts and Crosses,' by O. Henry, Part One
2. The Caliph, Cupid and the Clock by O. Henry
3. 'Mammon and the Archer' by O. Henry
4. 'One Thousand Dollars,' by O. Henry
5. 'The Gift of the Magi,' by O. Henry
6. Two Thanksgiving Day Gentlemen by O. Henry
7. The Furnished Room by O. Henry
8. A Retrieved Reformation by O. Henry
9. 'After Twenty Years,' by O.Henry
10. 'Transients in Arcadia' by O. Henry
11. 'From the Cabby's Seat,' by O. Henry
12. 'The Romance of a Busy Broker' by O. Henry
13. 'The Count and the Wedding Guest' by O. Henry
14. 'The Cop and the Anthem,' by O. Henry
15. 'The Exact Science of Matrimony' by O. Henry
16. 'The Ransom of Red Chief,' by O. Henry
17. A Municipal Report by O. Henry

https://learningenglish.voanews.com/z/1581
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The Wall
Let's Teach to Learn
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C O N N E C T O R S
- Transitions
- Coordinators
- Subrdinators
- Correlatives
Some people make headlines while others make history.
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ANY FOOL CAN CRITICIZE, CONDEMN AND COMPLAIN-
AND MOST FOOLS DO. --Benjamin Franklin

AND THOSE FOOLS MUSTN'T FEEL SMART WHEN THEY DO SO.
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Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.

Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please.

Always KISS a lady teacher,
She will say, repeat it 5 times.

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