Ted Talk, Being Wrong
Kathryn Schulz

https://t.me/MkNotes/62

It's an old one but why not:

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Supertramp - The Logical
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5k3JVfxluFU
When I was young
It seemed that life was so wonderful
A miracle, oh it was beautiful, magical
And all the birds in the trees
Well they'd be singing so happily
Joyfully, playfully watching me

But then they send me away
To teach me how to be sensible
Logical, responsible, practical
And then they showed me a world
Where I could be so dependable
Clinical, intellectual, cynical

There are times when all the world's asleep
The questions run too deep for such a simple man
Won't you please, please tell me what we've learned?
I know it sounds absurd but please tell me who I am
I say, "Now what would you say for they calling you a radical
Liberal, fanatical, criminal?"
Won't you sign up your name? We'd like to feel you're
Acceptable, respectable, presentable, a vegetable
Oh, ch-ch-check it out yeah

At night when all the world's asleep
The questions run so deep for such a simple man
Won't you please, please tell me what we've learned?
I know it sounds absurd but please tell me who I am
Who I am, who I am, who I am

'Coz I'm feeling so illogical
D-d-digital
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Unbelievable
B-b-bloody marvelous

ASAP As soon as possible
A/S/L Age/sex/location
B4 Before
BRB Be right back
BTW By the way
CU See you
CYL See you later
EOD End of discussion
FAQ Frequently asked questions
F2F Face to face (meeting in person)
FYI For your information
IAC In any case
IC I see
LOL Laughing out loud
OIC Oh, I see
PLS Please
PPL People
ROTFL Rolling on the floor laughing
SOME1 Someone
TGIF Thank God it’s Friday
TNX Thanks
U You
UC? Do you see/understand?
UR You are
W8 Wait
WB Welcome back

Live Long Enough to Find the Right One.
Protect Yourself from Aids

O N L Y
1. ONLY I hit him in the eye yesterday. (No one else did.)
2. I ONLY hit him in the eye yesterday. (Did not slap him.)
3. I hit ONLY him in the eye yesterday. (I did not hit others.)
4. I hit him ONLY in the eye yesterday. (I did not hit outside the eye.)
5. I hit him in ONLY the eye yesterday. (Not other organs.)
6. I hit him in the ONLY eye yesterday. (He doesn't have another eye.)
7. I hit him in the eye ONLY yesterday. (Not today.)
8. I hit him in the eye yesterday ONLY. (Did not wait for today.)

https://t.me/MkNotes/80

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or North Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or North Americans.
3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or North Americans.
4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or North Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or North Americans.

*CONCLUSION : Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

It's another old one but why not:
The Amazing Human Mind
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yaeh and I awlyas tghuoht slpeling was ipmorantt

چناچنه به طور رومزره به زبان فارسی صبحت می کیند، با کمی تلاش خاوهید تواسنت این نوتشه را بخاونید. در داشنگاه کبمریج انگلتسان تقحیقی روی روش خوادنه شدن کملات در مغز اجنام شده است که مخشص می کند که مغز انسان تهنا حروف اتبدا و اتنها ی کلمات را پدرازش کرده و کمله را می خاوند .به هیمن دلیل است که با وجود به هم ریتخگی این نوتشه شما تواسنتید آن را بخاونید

Gold Winner of the Cannes Lions festival in June 2005.

An explicit attention-grabbing animated video clip from France has won awards and provoked thought about AIDS in the minds of teenagers and young adults. The probably NSFW commercial shows the journey of a young girl as she seeks for true love, accompanied by “Baby Baby” by The Vibrators.
The ad won a Gold Lion at the Cannes Lions festival in June 2005.

Lyrics for Baby Baby
Mmm, you’re so pretty,
Not to talk to you would be a crime.
Aah, let me put my arms around you,
Just wanna use up a little of your time.
(And I go -) Baby baby baby,
Baby baby baby,
Baby baby baby,
Won’t you be my girl.
Aah, your eyes are so pretty,
And the clothes you wear they’re so fine.
Hey won’t you come round to my place
Just wanna use up a little of your time.

http://advertisingforadults.com/2005/10/aides-baby-baby/