It's an old one but why not:
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Supertramp - The Logical
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5k3JVfxluFU
When I was young
It seemed that life was so wonderful
A miracle, oh it was beautiful, magical
And all the birds in the trees
Well they'd be singing so happily
Joyfully, playfully watching me
But then they send me away
To teach me how to be sensible
Logical, responsible, practical
And then they showed me a world
Where I could be so dependable
Clinical, intellectual, cynical
There are times when all the world's asleep
The questions run too deep for such a simple man
Won't you please, please tell me what we've learned?
I know it sounds absurd but please tell me who I am
I say, "Now what would you say for they calling you a radical
Liberal, fanatical, criminal?"
Won't you sign up your name? We'd like to feel you're
Acceptable, respectable, presentable, a vegetable
Oh, ch-ch-check it out yeah
At night when all the world's asleep
The questions run so deep for such a simple man
Won't you please, please tell me what we've learned?
I know it sounds absurd but please tell me who I am
Who I am, who I am, who I am
'Coz I'm feeling so illogical
D-d-digital
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Unbelievable
B-b-bloody marvelous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5k3JVfxluFU
When I was young
It seemed that life was so wonderful
A miracle, oh it was beautiful, magical
And all the birds in the trees
Well they'd be singing so happily
Joyfully, playfully watching me
But then they send me away
To teach me how to be sensible
Logical, responsible, practical
And then they showed me a world
Where I could be so dependable
Clinical, intellectual, cynical
There are times when all the world's asleep
The questions run too deep for such a simple man
Won't you please, please tell me what we've learned?
I know it sounds absurd but please tell me who I am
I say, "Now what would you say for they calling you a radical
Liberal, fanatical, criminal?"
Won't you sign up your name? We'd like to feel you're
Acceptable, respectable, presentable, a vegetable
Oh, ch-ch-check it out yeah
At night when all the world's asleep
The questions run so deep for such a simple man
Won't you please, please tell me what we've learned?
I know it sounds absurd but please tell me who I am
Who I am, who I am, who I am
'Coz I'm feeling so illogical
D-d-digital
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Unbelievable
B-b-bloody marvelous
ASAP As soon as possible
A/S/L Age/sex/location
B4 Before
BRB Be right back
BTW By the way
CU See you
CYL See you later
EOD End of discussion
FAQ Frequently asked questions
F2F Face to face (meeting in person)
FYI For your information
IAC In any case
IC I see
LOL Laughing out loud
OIC Oh, I see
PLS Please
PPL People
ROTFL Rolling on the floor laughing
SOME1 Someone
TGIF Thank God it’s Friday
TNX Thanks
U You
UC? Do you see/understand?
UR You are
W8 Wait
WB Welcome back
A/S/L Age/sex/location
B4 Before
BRB Be right back
BTW By the way
CU See you
CYL See you later
EOD End of discussion
FAQ Frequently asked questions
F2F Face to face (meeting in person)
FYI For your information
IAC In any case
IC I see
LOL Laughing out loud
OIC Oh, I see
PLS Please
PPL People
ROTFL Rolling on the floor laughing
SOME1 Someone
TGIF Thank God it’s Friday
TNX Thanks
U You
UC? Do you see/understand?
UR You are
W8 Wait
WB Welcome back