A 3rd grade child was doing his math homework and he was saying 3+2 son of a bitch is 5.. 4+3 son of bitch is 7, well his mother was near by and over heard his dirty language .. she came in and asked him who taught him such words. He told her that it was his teacher... well being so upset over all this, she went to the teacher the next day and asked her why she would allow her son to say things like that? And the teacher says what? 2+3 sum of which is 5.

Ed Sheeran - Shape Of You
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dK2tDK9grQ
569,826,178 views

The club isn’t the best place to find a lover
So the bar is where I go
Me and my friends at the table doing shots drinking fast and then we talk slow
you come over and start up a conversation with just me and trust me I’ll give it a chance now
Take my hand stop, put van the man on the jukebox and then we start to dance
And now I’m singing like

Girl you know I want your love
Your love was handmade for somebody like me
Come on now follow my lead
I may be crazy don’t mind me
Say boy let’s not talk too much
Grab on my waist and put that body on me
Come on now follow my lead
Come come on now follow my lead

I’m in love with the shape of you
We push and pull like a magnet do
Although my heart is falling too
I’m in love with your body
Last night you were in my room
And now my bed sheets smell like you
Every day discovering something brand new
I’m in love with your body

Oh I X 4
I’m in love with your body
Oh I X 4
I’m in love with your body
Oh I X 4
I’m in love with your body
Every day discovering something brand new
I’m in love with the shape of you

One week in we let the story begin
We’re going out on our first date
You and me are thrifty
So go all you can eat
Fill up your bag and I fill up a plate
We talk for hours and hours about the sweet and the sour
And how your family’s doing ok
leave and get in a taxi, then kiss in the backseat
Tell the driver make the radio play
and I'm singing like

Girl you know I want your love
Your love was handmade for somebody like me
Come on now follow my lead
I may be crazy, don’t mind me
Say boy let’s not talk too much
Grab on my waist and put that body on me
Come on now follow my lead
Come come on now follow my lead

I’m in love with the shape of you
We push and pull like a magnet do
Although my heart is falling too
I’m in love with your body
Last night you were in my room
And now my bed sheets smell like you
Every day discovering something brand new

Well I’m in love with your body
Oh I x 4
I’m in love with your body
Oh I x 4
I’m in love with your body
Oh I X 4
I’m in love with your body
Every day discovering something brand new
I’m in love with the shape of you

Come on be my baby come on X 8

I’m in love with the shape of you
We push and pull like a magnet do
Although my heart is falling too
I’m in love with your body
Last night you were in my room
And now my bed sheets smell like you
Every day discovering something brand new

Well I’m in love with your body
Come on be my baby come on X 6
Every day discovering something brand new
I’m in love with the shape of you

I THINK

Idiot
Argue

Honesty

Respect

#sorry #Benz
https://t.me/MKClips/93

#Work For It
https://t.me/MKClips/99

Stand by Me

#DontWorry #BeHappy

Communication

چرا حرف مفت آنقدر زیاد است؟
آدم‌هایی که رویکرد شکاکیت‌‌گرایانه دارند امروز در جامعه بسیارند و فرهنگ ما اکنون به‌گونه‌ای شده که همه باید درباره همه چیز اظهار نظر کنیم و اگر درباره چیزی توئیت، هشتک و... نگذاریم گویی از چیزی عقب مانده‌ایم. جامعه افراد را مجبور به اظهارنظر می‌کند و به همین دلیل است که انسان‌ها چون درباره همه چیز صاحب باور و عقاید نیستند مجبور به حرف مفت زدن می‌شوند.
حرف مفت خطرناک‌تر از دروغ است چون دروغ تعهدی به صدق دارد اما حرف مفت تعهدی به صدق و کذب ندارد. افراد تسامح بیشتری به حرف مفت دارند و اگر دروغ بشنوند احساس توهین می‌کنند اما نسبت به حرف مفت چنین احساسی ندارند. در حالی که خسارت حرف مفت از دروغ بسیار بیشتر است.

http://www.ibna.ir/fa/doc/report/255747/چرا-حرف-مفت-این-قدر-می-فروشد
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On Bullshit
Harry G. Frankfurt
https://t.me/MkNotes/535

همیشه حرف های مفت فراوانی در اطراف ما وجود داشته است و هم اکنون نیز وجود دارد

بیست(سی) سال پیش یک فیلسوف دانشگاه ییل سخنانی ایراد کرد که علیرغم عنوان غیرمعمولش چندان مورد توجه قرار نگرفت، سخنرانی ای با عنوان «درباره حرف مفت» . سال گذشته این سخنرانی در قالب کتابی ۶۷ صفحه ای با همین نام انتشار یافت و اما این بار اقبال فراوانی به آن شد در رده یکی از پرفروش کتاب های فلسفی در دنیای انگلیسی زبان قرار گرفت و همچنان نیز پرفروش باقی مانده است و نویسنده ۷۵ ساله آن «هری فرانکفورت» - استاد فلسفه دانشگاه- در حد یک مرشد معنوی مورد استقبال قرار گرفته است. اما چرا چنین شد؟
تصاویر ناسازگاری وجود دارند که بعضی از مردم نمی توانند در برابر گیرایی آن مقاومت کنند. مثلاً دیدن راهبه ای که در جامه رسمی اش دارد می رقصد آنچنان که در فیلم «خواهر اکت» با نقش آفرینی ووپی گلدبرگ می بینیم.
ما به خاطر آن که چنین رخدادهایی به طور معمول رخ نمی دهند به سوی آنها جذب نمی شویم، بلکه آنها به این خاطر توجه ما را جلب می کنند، که «نباید رخ بدهند».
بنابر این هنگامی که یک استاد هفتاد و هشت ساله فلسفه کتابی منتشر کند با نام «درباره حرف مفت» و کتاب در عرض تنها چند ماه به چاپ دهم برسد، شاید نباید خیلی هم تعجب کنیم.
هری فرانکفورت استاد ممتاز بازنشسته دانشگاه پرینستون نویسنده کتاب می گوید: «مردم از تصور این که یک استاد دانشگاه های نخبه آمریکا از چنین زبانی استفاده کند کیف می کنند... نمی توانم بگویم که استقبال شدید از کتاب غافلگیرم نکرد... واقعاً شگفت زده شدم.»
فرانکفورت ۷۵ ساله حق دارد که شگفت زده باشد. هر چقدر هم که اکنون رفتارهای ما بچگانه و بی معنی باشد، خیلی بی معنی تر از بیست (سی) سال پیش نیست که این متن برای اولین بار برای ایراد به عنوان سخنرانی نوشته شد.

http://www.bashgah.net/fa/content/show/20469

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THERE WAS ALWAYS A LOT OF BULLSHIT AROUND.
THERE ALWAYS IS.

Twenty (thirty) years ago a Yale philosopher gave a little-noticed lecture on the improbable subject of bullshit. Now, republished as a 67-page pamphlet, it has become a publishing sensation and its author is being feted as a guru.
How did that happen?
There are some dissonant images that the public can't resist. Such as the sight of a nun breakdancing in her habit in the film Sister Act, or elderly rural women casually remarking on which locals "like a bit of cock" in Little Britain's village shop. Their incongruity holds a particular appeal. We like them not just because they don't happen but because they shouldn't happen and secretly we wish that they would.
So when a septuagenarian philosophy professor brings out a book called On Bullshit and it goes into its 10th reprint in just a few months, maybe we shouldn't be too surprised.
"People are delighted by the idea of an Ivy League professor using this kind of language," says Harry Frankfurt philosopher emeritus at Princeton University. "I can't say I'm surprised by the response it has got ... I'm amazed."
Frankfurt, 75, has a right to be. For however puerile we are now, we are presumably not a whole lot more so than when the essay was first written to be delivered at a lecture 20 years ago.
Back then Frankfurt was a fellow at the Whitney Humanity centre at Yale. One of the obligations that came with membership of the centre was to give a lecture every so often. Frankfurt gave one entitled "On Bullshit".
"I can't remember exactly what prompted it," says Frankfurt. "But there was always a lot of bullshit around. There always is."

https://www.theguardian.com/education/2005/may/12/internationaleducationnews.highereducation

BULLSHIT IS A GREATER ENEMY THAN LIES
From Trump’s phoney claims to the Brexit ‘£350m a week for the NHS’ promise, we have become mired in a sea of bogus truths. But what can we do about it?

Bullshit is having a moment. A spate of new books, including Newsnight presenter Evan Davis’s Post-Truth: Why We Have Reached Peak Bullshit and What We Can Do About It, Buzzfeed correspondent James Ball’s Post-Truth: How Bullshit Conquered the World, and political journalist Matthew d’Ancona’s Post Truth: The New War on Truth and How to Fight Back are all premised on the notion that we are in a new era.
What is that era? Thanks to – among other things – the democratizing effect of the internet, the resultant decline in deference to experts, rising scorn for the political establishment, the tendency of social media to lock us in our echo chambers where OUR ILL-FOUNDED OPINIONS ARE CONFIRMED RATHER THAN CHALLENGED, the blurring of fact and fiction online (a problem recognized in 1995 by the late journalist John Diamond who wrote: “The problem with the internet is everything is true”), we live in a post-truth era.

https://t.me/MkNotes/539

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/may/22/post-truth-era-trump-brexit-lies-book

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah'.
The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell?'
The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him'

Man Suing Woman for Sexual Harassment
Disclosure (1994)
A computer specialist is sued for sexual harassment by a former lover turned boss who initiated the act forcefully, which threatens both his career and his personal life.
Director: Barry Levinson
Writers: Michael Crichton (novel), Paul Attanasio (screenplay)
Stars: Michael Douglas, Demi Moore, Donald Sutherland

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109635/

https://t.me/MkNotes/541

Order of Operations
Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally, PEMDAS.
P Parentheses first
E Exponents (ie Powers and Square Roots, etc.)
MD Multiplication and Division (left-to-right)
AS Addition and Subtraction (left-to-right)


Divide and Multiply rank equally (and go left to right).
Add and Subtract rank equally (and go left to right)
After you have done "P" and "E", just go from left to right doing any "M" or "D" as you find them.

Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally
Pudgy Elves May Demand A Snack
Popcorn Every Monday Donuts Always Sunday
Please Eat Mom's Delicious Apple Strudels
People Everywhere Made Decisions About Sums
https://www.mathsisfun.com/operation-order-pemdas.html

Phill Collins, All of My Life
https://t.me/MKClips/124