#lie #detector
https://t.me/MkNotes/281

Many mistake LUST for LOVE and INFORMATION for WISDOM.
بسیاری اطلاعات را با عقلانیت وشهوت را با عشق اشتباه می‌گیرند.

#USUK #Doubble

Family👉👉(F)ather (A)nd (M)other (I) (L)ove (Y)ou
Wife 👉👉 (W)ashing (I)roning (F)ood (E)ntertainment
HUSBAND 👉👉 (H)ousing (U)nderstanding (S)haring
(B)uying (A)nd (N)ever (D)emanding
HELLO 👉👉(H)ow are you? (E)verything all right?
(L)ike to hear from you (L)ove to see you soon!
(O)bviously, I miss you

When we share laughter, there's twice the fun;
When we share success, we've surpassed what we've done.
When we share problems, there's half the pain.
When we share tears, a rainbow follows rain.
If we share a smile, that's when our love shows.
If we share a hug, that's when our love grows.
If we share with someone, on whom we depend,
that person is always family or friend.
And what draws us closer, and makes us all care,
Is not what we have, but the things we share
~By Jill Wolf~

From immigration to discrimination An American story
By Jim S June 24, 2004 iranian.com https://iranian.com/Diaspora/2004/June/Dis/

Have just finished reading Ahmagh Khan's, "Worse than Blacks". I felt that the author seemed to believe that there was something unique about the discrimiantion that some Iranians have found in America. Nothing could be further from the truth.

The Iranian experience in America is the immigrant experience in America. It is a story that has repeated itself over the past three hundred years in the country. Each wave of new immigrants has faced exactly the same kind of discrimination and hardship which Iranians have faced in their adopted home. Immigration and discrimination are as American as apple pie. This does not mean that I agree with it or condone it in any way, but it is a historical reality that is beyond dispute.
Whether one wishes to discuss the German-American experience in the New World in the 18th century, the Irish-American or Chinese-American experiences of the 19th century, the Italian-American and Polish-American experiences of the early 20th century, or the Iranian-American experience of the late 20th century it is the same story of discrimination and social rejection played over and over and over again.


"Worse Than Blacks" https://iranian.com/Diaspora/2004/June/Ahmagh/

A man is intensively washing his jeans, mumbling:
- You cannot trust anyone these days! Not a single person! Even yourself... I was only trying to fart.

Think of it. An entire nation founded on saying one thing and doing another.

Again, an old one but why not??
A FABLE FOR SECRETARIES

When the body was first made, all parts wanted to be boss.
The brain said, “Since I control everything and do all the thinking, I should be Boss”.

The feet said “Since I carry man where he wants to go and get him in position to do what the brain wants, I should be Boss”.

The hands said “Since I must do all the work and earn all the money to keep the rest of you going, I should be Boss”.

And it went on with the heart, the ears, the lungs, etc. and finally the arsehole spoke up and demanded to be the Boss. All the other parts laughed and laughed at the idea of an arsehole being Boss.

The arsehole was so angered that he blocked himself off and refused to function. Soon the brain was feverish, the eyes crossed and aching. The feet were to weak walk; the hands hung limply at the sides; the heart and lungs struggled to keep going.

All pleaded with the brain to relent and let the arsehole be Boss. And so it happened. All the other parts did all the work, and the arsehole just bossed and passed out a lot of shit.

THE MORAL: YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE A BRAIN TO BE A BOSS, JUST AN ARSEHOLE!

https://t.me/MkNotes/305

Excuse the math🤬🤬🤬

#Vacation #six #month

فقط برای خندیدن..
ترجمه اش کلی کاربرد..

مرد بودن سخت است...
It is Tough Being a Man..

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist.
اگردر مسابقة زندگي حامي زن باشي، مردسالار ي.
اگر در خانه بماني و خانه‌داري كني، مرد نيستي(سوسولي)
. If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
اگر سخت كاركني، از او فراري هست
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
اگر كم كار كني، بيعرضه و بيمصرفي
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation. اگر شعل او تكراري وكم درآمد باشد، استثمار است
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
اگر شغل تو تكراري و كم درآمد باشد، بايد بجنبي و شغل بهتري پيداكني.
If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism. اگر زودتر از او ارتقاء پيداكني، پارتي‌بازي است
اگر او زودتر از تو ارتقاء پيدا كرد، تساوي حقوق است.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity
If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
اگر بگويي چه خوشگلي، نظر سوء داري
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
اگر سكوت اختيار كني، بی تفاوتي.
If you cry, you're a wimp. If you don't, you're an insensitive bastard.
اگر گريه كني، مرد نيستي.. اگر گريه نكني، يك حرامزداة بي احساسي.
اگر او را بزني، زن آزاري است
If you thump her, it's wife bashing.
اگراو ترا بزند، دفاع از خود است
If she thumps you, it's self-defense
If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist. اگر بدون مشورت با او تصميم بگيري ، مردسالاري.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
اگر بدون مشورت شما تصميم بگيرد،آزادي زنان است.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination. اگر از او كاري خلاف ميلش بخواهي، مرد سالاري.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
اگر او از شما كاري خلاف ميلت بخواهد، لطف مي كني.
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you're a pervert. If you don't, you're gay
اگر ازاندام و لباس زير زيوردار زنانه خوشت آمد، منحرفي ... و اگر خوشت نيآمد، همجنس‌ گرایی.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist. . If you don't, you're unromantic
اگر دوست داري كه زن پاهايش را بتراشد و اندام زيبايي داشته باشد، مردسالاري....اگر دوست نداشته باشي ، رومانتيك نيستي
If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain. If you don't, you're a slob.
اگرتناسب اندام خود را حفظ كني و در فرم باشي، توخالي و سطحي هستي ..... اگر حفظ نكني، لاابال و شلخته‌اي.
If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
اگر برايش گل بخري، از او چيزي مي‌خواهي.... اگر برايش گل نخري، بي ملاحظه‌اي.
If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself. If you don't, you're not ambitious.
اگر به موفقيتهاي خود ببالي، خودپسندي......اگر نبالي، حقيري(كوچك بيني).
If she has a headache, she's tired. If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.
اگر سرش درد كند، خسته است.......اگر سرت درد كند، ديگر او را دوست نداري.
If you want it too often, you're oversexed. If you don't, there must be someone else.
اگر اغلب مواقع بخواهي، شهوتي هستي........اگر زياد نخواهي، حتماً فرد ديگري در كار است

https://t.me/MkNotes/311

How tough are balls really?
Having balls (or cojones in Spanish) is equated with being tough, strong, and fearless. The irony is that balls aren't tough at all. They are actually one of the most vulnerable parts of the human body. The first thing a girl learns when she is growing up is to kick a guy in the balls if she gets attacked. Balls are so fragile, boys had to invent special apparatuses to protect their balls while they are out playing games. A bit of cold air or water and balls just shrink up and hide away.

We respect people with balls. Conversely, people without balls are weak, unworthy of respect, pussies. But whereas balls are constantly in need of protection from the tiniest threat, a pussy can withstand to be ripped in half by a 10 pound kid and then bounce right back. Try that with some balls. It goes without saying that our ideas of balls being tough and pussies being weak are all about our ideas of men and women. Although I might also point out that being a dick is not considered a complement. Dick's are heartless, inconsiderate, and mean (insert Dick Cheney joke here).

The Meaning of Heart
When we say someone has balls, we put a veneer of toughness over something ridiculously vulnerable, but what about when we say someone has heart? The heart comes encased in a protective cage of bone that takes incredible force to break through. It is pliable and precise, yet strong enough to power an entire body. A heart is essential for life. Everyone has a heart.

Asking someone to have a heart is asking them to be compassionate, empathetic, and sensitive. Yet having heart is not weak. When a basketball player plays with heart, it means he is emotionally as well as physically tough. The player with heart is not respected for the fearless bravado of someone with balls. The player with heart is respected for strength, skill, intelligence, dedication, and teamwork.

Of course there are negative expressions associated with the heart, being a "bleeding heart liberal" for example. But even that expression just reinforces the strength and importance of the heart. It isn't a healthy heart that's a problem. It's a malfunctioning, bleeding heart. In the grand scheme of things, do you want to be gawked at as someone who has the balls to dive at something thoughtlessly and recklessly in order to camouflage inherent weakness. Or would you rather be someone who has the quieter, essential, steady, life-affirming strength of a heart?

https://t.me/MkNotes/312

http://www.broadsnark.com/would-you-rather-have-balls-or-heart/