WHAT GOES AROUND..COMES AROUND!

Son: Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl.
Father: That's great son. Who is she?
Son : It's Sandra, the neighbour's daughter.
Father: Ohhh I wish you haven't said that. I have to tell you something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister.
The boy is naturally bummed out but a couple of months later:
Son: Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!
Father: That's great son. Who is she?
Son: It's Angela, the other neighbour's daughter.
Father: Ohhhh I wish you hadn't said that. Angela is also your sister.
This went on couple of times and his son was so mad, he went straight to his mother crying.
Son: Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls but I can't date any of them because dad is their father!
The mother hugs him affectionately and says: "My love, you can date whoever you want. He is not really your Father."

https://t.me/MkNotes/155

Larry’s mother had four children. Three were named North, South and West. What was her other child’s name?
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««< Larry »»

Sweater—something you wear when your mother gets cold.

#visit #Iran

#Beauty #Brain

#Dont #Judge #Quicly

#leather #Room #Key

#Power of #Words #Blind #Man

#Ahwaz #Dust #Mud

#https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EE1t5Sv2l0 #Salesman #Oscar2017

#https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1s1A2AyT0w #Salesman #Interview

Instead of crying and being sad and sitting on a couch, I am going to write to politicians. I am going to call. I am going to write to newspapers. I am going to get on the radio. I will not be quiet. No more passive behavior. Hear me roar.

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/feb/28/in-that-moment-i-loathed-america-i-loathed-the-entire-country?CMP=soc_567

#Wonderful #World #Sam #Cooke

Brando's controversial rejection of the award (which no winner has repeated since) remains one of the most powerful moments in Oscar history.

"When they laid down their arms, we murdered them. We lied to them. We cheated them out of their lands. We starved them into signing fraudulent agreements that we called treaties which we never kept. We turned them into beggars on a continent that gave life for as long as life can remember. And by any interpretation of history, however twisted, we did not do right. We were not lawful nor were we just in what we did. For them, we do not have to restore these people, we do not have to live up to some agreements, because it is given to us by virtue of our power to attack the rights of others, to take their property, to take their lives when they are trying to defend their land and liberty, and to make their virtues a crime and our own vices virtues."

March 30, 1973
'THE GODFATHER'
That Unfinished Oscar Speech
By MARLON BRANDO
BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. — For 200 years we have said to the Indian people who are fighting for their land, their life, their families and their right to be free: ''Lay down your arms, my friends, and then we will remain together. Only if you lay down your arms, my friends, can we then talk of peace and come to an agreement which will be good for you.''
http://www.nytimes.com/packages/html/movies/bestpictures/godfather-ar3.html

#Bee #Gees #Started #Joke

#Football #Wife #Non #Alcoholic #Beer

#Football #Toilet

#Eurythmics #Sweet #Dreams

When You Start to Enjoy Being Alone, Tony Robinson
These 10 Things Will Happen:
1. You’ll get to recharge.
2. You’ll reflect more often.
3. You’ll get in touch with your own emotions.
4. You’ll start doing things you actually enjoy.
5. You’ll become more productive.
6. You’ll enjoy your relationships even more.
7. You’ll feel more independent.
8. You’ll get a break from constantly trying to keep other people happy.
9. You won’t have to apologize for anything.
10. You’ll stop looking for validation.

http://www.lifehack.org/articles/communication/when-you-start-enjoy-being-alone-these-10-things-will-happen.html