Forwarded from MKFiles
This media is not supported in your browser
VIEW IN TELEGRAM
Forwarded from MKFiles
This media is not supported in your browser
VIEW IN TELEGRAM
WHAT GOES AROUND..COMES AROUND!
Son: Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl.
Father: That's great son. Who is she?
Son : It's Sandra, the neighbour's daughter.
Father: Ohhh I wish you haven't said that. I have to tell you something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister.
The boy is naturally bummed out but a couple of months later:
Son: Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!
Father: That's great son. Who is she?
Son: It's Angela, the other neighbour's daughter.
Father: Ohhhh I wish you hadn't said that. Angela is also your sister.
This went on couple of times and his son was so mad, he went straight to his mother crying.
Son: Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls but I can't date any of them because dad is their father!
The mother hugs him affectionately and says: "My love, you can date whoever you want. He is not really your Father."
https://t.me/MkNotes/155
Son: Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl.
Father: That's great son. Who is she?
Son : It's Sandra, the neighbour's daughter.
Father: Ohhh I wish you haven't said that. I have to tell you something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister.
The boy is naturally bummed out but a couple of months later:
Son: Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!
Father: That's great son. Who is she?
Son: It's Angela, the other neighbour's daughter.
Father: Ohhhh I wish you hadn't said that. Angela is also your sister.
This went on couple of times and his son was so mad, he went straight to his mother crying.
Son: Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls but I can't date any of them because dad is their father!
The mother hugs him affectionately and says: "My love, you can date whoever you want. He is not really your Father."
https://t.me/MkNotes/155
Telegram
MkNotes
WHAT GOES AROUND..COMES AROUND!
Son: Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl.
Father: That's great son. Who is she?
Son : It's Sandra, the neighbour's daughter.
Father: Ohhh I wish you haven't said that. I have to tell you something son…
Son: Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl.
Father: That's great son. Who is she?
Son : It's Sandra, the neighbour's daughter.
Father: Ohhh I wish you haven't said that. I have to tell you something son…
Larry’s mother had four children. Three were named North, South and West. What was her other child’s name?
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
.
..
..
..
..
.
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
««< Larry »»
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
.
..
..
..
..
.
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
««< Larry »»
Forwarded from MKFiles
This media is not supported in your browser
VIEW IN TELEGRAM
Forwarded from MKFiles
This media is not supported in your browser
VIEW IN TELEGRAM
Forwarded from MKFiles
This media is not supported in your browser
VIEW IN TELEGRAM
Forwarded from MKFiles
This media is not supported in your browser
VIEW IN TELEGRAM
Instead of crying and being sad and sitting on a couch, I am going to write to politicians. I am going to call. I am going to write to newspapers. I am going to get on the radio. I will not be quiet. No more passive behavior. Hear me roar.
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/feb/28/in-that-moment-i-loathed-america-i-loathed-the-entire-country?CMP=soc_567
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/feb/28/in-that-moment-i-loathed-america-i-loathed-the-entire-country?CMP=soc_567
the Guardian
Detained by US immigration: 'In that moment I loathed America' | Mem Fox
Exclusive: The celebrated Australian children’s author tells how on her 117th visit to the US she was suddenly at the mercy of Donald Trump’s visa regime
Forwarded from MKFiles
This media is not supported in your browser
VIEW IN TELEGRAM