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WHAT GOES AROUND..COMES AROUND!

Son: Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl.
Father: That's great son. Who is she?
Son : It's Sandra, the neighbour's daughter.
Father: Ohhh I wish you haven't said that. I have to tell you something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister.
The boy is naturally bummed out but a couple of months later:
Son: Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!
Father: That's great son. Who is she?
Son: It's Angela, the other neighbour's daughter.
Father: Ohhhh I wish you hadn't said that. Angela is also your sister.
This went on couple of times and his son was so mad, he went straight to his mother crying.
Son: Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls but I can't date any of them because dad is their father!
The mother hugs him affectionately and says: "My love, you can date whoever you want. He is not really your Father."

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Larry’s mother had four children. Three were named North, South and West. What was her other child’s name?
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Sweater—something you wear when your mother gets cold.
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