There were two beggars sitting next to each other on the street in Vatican city, one had a large cross around his neck, the other had the star of David. It was a lovely day, the sun was shining, there were thousands of people walking past the two beggars, but everyone was giving the man with the cross around his neck money, while the man with the star of David got nothing. One morning a high priest walked by the beggars and said to the beggar with the star of David " my friend, you are in Vatican city, all these people that pass you by will give to the man with the cross, they will never give money to a man with a star of David, in fact they will give to the man with the cross just to spite you... The beggar with the star of David, turned to beggar with the cross and said " hey, Moshe, this shmuck is trying to teach the Cohen brothers about marketing.

https://t.me/MkNotes/120

Jeff Zucker (born April 9, 1965) is (was) the current president of CNN Worldwide. He was born into a Jewish family in Homestead, Florida, near Miami

Mark Elliot Zuckerberg ,the chairman, chief executive officer, and co-founder of Facebook, was raised Jewish and had his bar mitzvah when he turned 13.

Kushner, who developed Trump's digital media strategy, was announced as a member of Trump's transition team. Kushner, who is Jewish and the grandson of Holocaust survivors, is the son of American real estate developer Charles Kushner and is married to Ivanka Trump, the daughter of President of the United States Donald Trump. He was among the senior advisors of Trump's presidential campaign.

The Wise Is Never Sure But The Fool Always Is!

Déjà vu?
All these memories rushed back to me reading the news that "US President Donald Trump is expected to sign executive orders . . . [imposing] a temporary ban on most refugees and a suspension of visas for citizens of Syria and six other Middle Eastern and African countries."
The comparison goes only so far before it becomes a cliché and prevents our more accurate reading of what is happening to my adopted homeland here in the US. Trump is not Carter. US diplomats are not held hostage by any militant band of revolutionaries anywhere in the world.
http://edition.cnn.com/2017/01/26/opinions/us-iran-immigration-hamid-dabashi/index.html

Black, Brown, Yellow, White
All Must Take a Hike
Except for Some of the White

Black, Brown, Yellow, White
All Must Take a Hike
Except for Some of the White

Homework Party
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جشن تکلیف

She went to Jamshid's bed and had a great time so wants to do it again.
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She was in Shiraz for holidays.

Middle-School President
Any parent who has had children in middle school is familiar with their teenage excuses. First, they complain that the teachers are mean and assign too much homework, then that the reading is boring, and then when all else fails, they give you that aggrieved look and whine, “It’s tooooo haaaaard.”
The point is that whatever happens, it’s someone else’s fault. It’s annoying when it comes from a 13-year-old. When it comes from the president of the United States and his team, it’s downright terrifying.
#Middle-school #School #Trump

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/02/08/opinion/donald-trump-middle-school-president.html?_r=0

#DontWorry #BeHappy

#Dancing #World

#Happy #Pharral #Williams

#SOB #Turn

#Queen #Rock

#Opus #Life

#Bob #Sinclar #Love #Generation

WHAT GOES AROUND..COMES AROUND!

Son: Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl.
Father: That's great son. Who is she?
Son : It's Sandra, the neighbour's daughter.
Father: Ohhh I wish you haven't said that. I have to tell you something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister.
The boy is naturally bummed out but a couple of months later:
Son: Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!
Father: That's great son. Who is she?
Son: It's Angela, the other neighbour's daughter.
Father: Ohhhh I wish you hadn't said that. Angela is also your sister.
This went on couple of times and his son was so mad, he went straight to his mother crying.
Son: Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls but I can't date any of them because dad is their father!
The mother hugs him affectionately and says: "My love, you can date whoever you want. He is not really your Father."

https://t.me/MkNotes/155

Larry’s mother had four children. Three were named North, South and West. What was her other child’s name?
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««< Larry »»

Sweater—something you wear when your mother gets cold.