**NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go, and he couldn’t return to Earth.
The first applicant, an engineer, was asked how much he wanted to be paid for going. “A million dollars,” he answered, “because I want to donate it to M.I.T.”
The next applicant, a doctor, was asked the same question. He asked for two million dollars. “I want to give a million to my family”, he explained, “and leave the other million for the advancement of medical research.”
The last applicant was a lawyer. When asked how much money he wanted, he whispered in the interviewer’s ear, “Three million dollars.” “Why so much more than the others?” the interviewer asked.
The lawyer replied, “If you give me $3 million, I’ll give you $1 million, I’ll keep $1 million, and we’ll send the engineer.”
The first applicant, an engineer, was asked how much he wanted to be paid for going. “A million dollars,” he answered, “because I want to donate it to M.I.T.”
The next applicant, a doctor, was asked the same question. He asked for two million dollars. “I want to give a million to my family”, he explained, “and leave the other million for the advancement of medical research.”
The last applicant was a lawyer. When asked how much money he wanted, he whispered in the interviewer’s ear, “Three million dollars.” “Why so much more than the others?” the interviewer asked.
The lawyer replied, “If you give me $3 million, I’ll give you $1 million, I’ll keep $1 million, and we’ll send the engineer.”
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IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS MADNESS
WE WILL STAND
I KNOW THERE IS A BETTER WORLD
TAKE YOUR SISTERS & YOUR BROTHERS BY THE HAND
REACH OUT TO EVERY WOMAN & GIRL
WE ARE MOTHERS, WE ARE TEACHERS
WE ARE BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL CREATURES
I dance cause I love
Dance cause I dream
Dance cause I’ve had enough
Dance to stop the screams
Dance to break the rules
Dance to stop the pain
Dance to turn it upside down
It’s time to break the chain, oh yeah
Break the Chain, oh yeah
Break the Chain
WE ARE MOTHERS, WE ARE TEACHERS
WE ARE BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL CREATURES
I dance cause I love
Dance cause I dream
Dance cause I’ve had enough
Dance to stop the screams
Dance to break the rules
Dance to stop the pain
Dance to turn it upside down
It’s time to break the chain, oh yeah
Break the Chain, oh yeah
Break the Chain
https://t.me/MkNotes/1299
WE WILL STAND
I KNOW THERE IS A BETTER WORLD
TAKE YOUR SISTERS & YOUR BROTHERS BY THE HAND
REACH OUT TO EVERY WOMAN & GIRL
WE ARE MOTHERS, WE ARE TEACHERS
WE ARE BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL CREATURES
I dance cause I love
Dance cause I dream
Dance cause I’ve had enough
Dance to stop the screams
Dance to break the rules
Dance to stop the pain
Dance to turn it upside down
It’s time to break the chain, oh yeah
Break the Chain, oh yeah
Break the Chain
WE ARE MOTHERS, WE ARE TEACHERS
WE ARE BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL CREATURES
I dance cause I love
Dance cause I dream
Dance cause I’ve had enough
Dance to stop the screams
Dance to break the rules
Dance to stop the pain
Dance to turn it upside down
It’s time to break the chain, oh yeah
Break the Chain, oh yeah
Break the Chain
https://t.me/MkNotes/1299
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عشقو باور کن زندگی رو باور کن
فردامون در پیشه حالمون خوب میشه باور کن
وقتی دنیامون تیره و تاره وقتی بی وقفه داره می باره
یادمون باشه روزگار این دست آدم نیست گاهی غمگین
می گذره اما از پس ابرها نوره خورشیدت باز میشه پیدا
عشق باور کن زندگی رو باور کن حتی اگه سخته غصه هات پرپر کن
عمره غم کوتاهه باور کن خوشحالی در راه باور کن
فردامون در پیشه حالمون خوب میشه باور کن
می دونم فردا یاد این روزا با تو میمونه میمونه اما
تو نمی فهمی که چه بیهوده اونهمه غصه تو دلت بوده
خاطرم موند و خاطرت باشه هر گره روزی می تونه وا شه
عشق و باور کن زندگی رو باور کن حتی اگه سخته غصه هات پرپر کن
https://t.me/MkNotes/1303
فردامون در پیشه حالمون خوب میشه باور کن
وقتی دنیامون تیره و تاره وقتی بی وقفه داره می باره
یادمون باشه روزگار این دست آدم نیست گاهی غمگین
می گذره اما از پس ابرها نوره خورشیدت باز میشه پیدا
عشق باور کن زندگی رو باور کن حتی اگه سخته غصه هات پرپر کن
عمره غم کوتاهه باور کن خوشحالی در راه باور کن
فردامون در پیشه حالمون خوب میشه باور کن
می دونم فردا یاد این روزا با تو میمونه میمونه اما
تو نمی فهمی که چه بیهوده اونهمه غصه تو دلت بوده
خاطرم موند و خاطرت باشه هر گره روزی می تونه وا شه
عشق و باور کن زندگی رو باور کن حتی اگه سخته غصه هات پرپر کن
https://t.me/MkNotes/1303
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HIKE AND FLY
Parsun Summit
(قله پرسون)
MARCH 23, 2021
سوم فروردین 1400
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Parsun Summit
(قله پرسون)
MARCH 23, 2021
سوم فروردین 1400
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Billy Joel... Honesty...
If you search for tenderness
It isn't hard to find
You can have the love you need to live
But if you look for truthfulness
You might just as well be blind
It always seems to be so hard to give
Honesty is such a lonely word
Everyone is so untrue
Honesty is hardly ever heard
And mostly what I need from you
I can always find someone
To say they sympathize
If I wear my heart out on my sleeve
But I don't want some pretty face
To tell me pretty lies
All I want is someone to believe
Honesty is such a lonely word
Everyone is so untrue
Honesty is hardly ever heard
And mostly what I need from you
I can find a lover
I can find a friend
I can have security until the bitter end
Anyone can comfort me
With promises again
If you search for tenderness
It isn't hard to find
You can have the love you need to live
But if you look for truthfulness
You might just as well be blind
It always seems to be so hard to give
Honesty is such a lonely word
Everyone is so untrue
Honesty is hardly ever heard
And mostly what I need from you
I can always find someone
To say they sympathize
If I wear my heart out on my sleeve
But I don't want some pretty face
To tell me pretty lies
All I want is someone to believe
Honesty is such a lonely word
Everyone is so untrue
Honesty is hardly ever heard
And mostly what I need from you
I can find a lover
I can find a friend
I can have security until the bitter end
Anyone can comfort me
With promises again
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PRESENT PERFECT
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The Rhino Song
I know, everybody knows
You got one tail, four feet and twelve toes
Mr Rhino, look what grows,
Two big horns on the tip of your nose
Now you got three friends, Mr Rhinoceros
Elephant, buffalo and hippopotamus
You got two bad eyes, but you’re not deaf
And in Africa and Asia there’s not many of you left
Mr Rhino, everybody knows
You got one tail, four feet and twelve toes
Mr Rhino, look what grows,
Two big horns on the tip of your nose.
Five, six seven makes a herd
And on your back rides a white tick bird
Eight nine ten you weigh a ton
But you’re fast as a zebra when you’re on the run
Mr Rhino, everybody knows….
Brambles and nettles you love to crunch
With your many many teeth you munch and munch
You’re the one and only, but sure as you’re born
Bigger and better than a unicorn
Mr Rhino, everybody knows….
I said two big horns on the tip of you
https://t.me/MkNotes/1321
I know, everybody knows
You got one tail, four feet and twelve toes
Mr Rhino, look what grows,
Two big horns on the tip of your nose
Now you got three friends, Mr Rhinoceros
Elephant, buffalo and hippopotamus
You got two bad eyes, but you’re not deaf
And in Africa and Asia there’s not many of you left
Mr Rhino, everybody knows
You got one tail, four feet and twelve toes
Mr Rhino, look what grows,
Two big horns on the tip of your nose.
Five, six seven makes a herd
And on your back rides a white tick bird
Eight nine ten you weigh a ton
But you’re fast as a zebra when you’re on the run
Mr Rhino, everybody knows….
Brambles and nettles you love to crunch
With your many many teeth you munch and munch
You’re the one and only, but sure as you’re born
Bigger and better than a unicorn
Mr Rhino, everybody knows….
I said two big horns on the tip of you
https://t.me/MkNotes/1321