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Now I've been happy lately
Thinking about the good things to come
And I believe it could be
Something good has begun
Oh, I've been smiling lately
Dreaming about the world as one
And I believe it could be
Someday it's going to come
'Cause I'm on the edge of darkness
There ride the Peace Train
Oh, Peace Train take this country
Come take me home again
Now I've been smiling lately,
Thinkin' about the good things to come
And I believe it could be,
Something good has begun
Oh Peace Train sounding louder
Glide on the Peace Train
Come on now Peace Train
Yes, Peace Train holy roller
Everyone jump upon the Peace Train
Come on now, Peace Train
Get your bags together,
Go bring your good friends, too
'Cause it's getting nearer,
It soon will be with you
Now come and join the…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkTQri3a4Gg
Thinking about the good things to come
And I believe it could be
Something good has begun
Oh, I've been smiling lately
Dreaming about the world as one
And I believe it could be
Someday it's going to come
'Cause I'm on the edge of darkness
There ride the Peace Train
Oh, Peace Train take this country
Come take me home again
Now I've been smiling lately,
Thinkin' about the good things to come
And I believe it could be,
Something good has begun
Oh Peace Train sounding louder
Glide on the Peace Train
Come on now Peace Train
Yes, Peace Train holy roller
Everyone jump upon the Peace Train
Come on now, Peace Train
Get your bags together,
Go bring your good friends, too
'Cause it's getting nearer,
It soon will be with you
Now come and join the…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkTQri3a4Gg
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Oh, I'm bein' followed by a moonshadow, moon shadow, moonshadow
Leapin and hoppin' on a moonshadow, moonshadow, moonshadow
And if I ever lose my hands, lose my plough, lose my land
Oh if I ever lose my hands, Oh if I won't have to work no more
And if I ever lose my eyes, if my colours all run dry
Yes if I ever lose my eyes, Oh if I won't have to cry no more
Oh, I'm bein' followed by a moonshadow, moon shadow, moonshadow
Leapin and hoppin' on a moonshadow, moonshadow, moonshadow
And if I ever lose my legs, I won't moan, and I won't beg
Yes if I ever lose my legs, Oh if I won't have to walk no more
And if I ever…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8L56rAG5aK0
Leapin and hoppin' on a moonshadow, moonshadow, moonshadow
And if I ever lose my hands, lose my plough, lose my land
Oh if I ever lose my hands, Oh if I won't have to work no more
And if I ever lose my eyes, if my colours all run dry
Yes if I ever lose my eyes, Oh if I won't have to cry no more
Oh, I'm bein' followed by a moonshadow, moon shadow, moonshadow
Leapin and hoppin' on a moonshadow, moonshadow, moonshadow
And if I ever lose my legs, I won't moan, and I won't beg
Yes if I ever lose my legs, Oh if I won't have to walk no more
And if I ever…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8L56rAG5aK0
**NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go,
and he couldn’t return to Earth.
The first applicant, an engineer, was asked how much he wanted to be paid
for going. “A million dollars,” he answered, “because I want to donate it to
M.I.T.”
The next applicant, a doctor, was asked the same question. He asked for two
million dollars. “I want to give a million to my family”, he explained, “and
leave the other million for the advancement of medical research.”
The last applicant was a lawyer. When asked how much money he wanted, he
whispered in the interviewer’s ear, “Three million dollars.”
“Why so much more than the others?” the interviewer asked.
The lawyer replied, “If you give me $3 million, I’ll give you $1 million,
I’ll keep $1 million, and we’ll send the engineer.”
and he couldn’t return to Earth.
The first applicant, an engineer, was asked how much he wanted to be paid
for going. “A million dollars,” he answered, “because I want to donate it to
M.I.T.”
The next applicant, a doctor, was asked the same question. He asked for two
million dollars. “I want to give a million to my family”, he explained, “and
leave the other million for the advancement of medical research.”
The last applicant was a lawyer. When asked how much money he wanted, he
whispered in the interviewer’s ear, “Three million dollars.”
“Why so much more than the others?” the interviewer asked.
The lawyer replied, “If you give me $3 million, I’ll give you $1 million,
I’ll keep $1 million, and we’ll send the engineer.”
ANY FOOL CAN CRITICIZE, CONDEMN AND COMPLAIN-
AND MOST FOOLS DO. --Benjamin Franklin
THOSE FOOLS MUSTN'T FEEL SMART WHEN THEY DO SO. AND NEVER ARGUE WITH FOOLS; PEOPLE WATCHING COULDN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE.
AND MOST FOOLS DO. --Benjamin Franklin
THOSE FOOLS MUSTN'T FEEL SMART WHEN THEY DO SO. AND NEVER ARGUE WITH FOOLS; PEOPLE WATCHING COULDN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE.
WIVES ARE SUCH A BIG HELP
A man who was driving a car with his wife was stopped by a police officer. The following exchange took place.
The man says, “What’s the problem, officer?”
Officer: “You were going at least 125kmp/
Man: “No sir, I was going 100kmp/h.”
Wife: “Oh, Harry. You were going 140kmp/h.” (The man gave his wife a dirty look.)
Officer: “I’m also going to give you a ticket for your broken taillight. “
Man: “Broken taillight? I didn’t know about a broken taillight!”
Wife: “Oh Harry, you’ve known about that taillight for weeks.” (The man gave his wife another dirty look.)
Officer: “I’m also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.”
Man: “Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.”
Wife: “Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt.”
The man turned to his wife and yelled, “SHUT YOUR MOUTH!”
The officer turned to the woman and asked, “Ma’am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?”
The wife said, “No, only when he’s drunk.
A man who was driving a car with his wife was stopped by a police officer. The following exchange took place.
The man says, “What’s the problem, officer?”
Officer: “You were going at least 125kmp/
Man: “No sir, I was going 100kmp/h.”
Wife: “Oh, Harry. You were going 140kmp/h.” (The man gave his wife a dirty look.)
Officer: “I’m also going to give you a ticket for your broken taillight. “
Man: “Broken taillight? I didn’t know about a broken taillight!”
Wife: “Oh Harry, you’ve known about that taillight for weeks.” (The man gave his wife another dirty look.)
Officer: “I’m also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.”
Man: “Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.”
Wife: “Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt.”
The man turned to his wife and yelled, “SHUT YOUR MOUTH!”
The officer turned to the woman and asked, “Ma’am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?”
The wife said, “No, only when he’s drunk.
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Rag'n'Bone Man - Human
I'm only human
I'm only, I'm only
I'm only human, human
Maybe I'm foolish
Maybe I'm blind
Thinking I can see through this
And see what's behind
Got no way to prove it
So maybe I'm blind
But I'm only human after all
I'm only human after all
Don't put your blame on me
Don't put your blame on me
Take a look in the mirror
And what do you see
Do you see it clearer
Or are you deceived
In what you believe
'Cause I'm only human after all
You're only human after all
Don't put the blame on me
Don't put your blame on me
Some people got the real problems
Some people out of luck
Some people think I can solve them
Lord heavens above
I'm only human after all
I'm only human after all
Don't put the blame on me
Don't ask my opinion
Don't ask me to lie
Then beg for forgiveness
For making you cry
Making you cry
'Cause I'm only human after all
I'm only human after all
Don't put your blame on me
Don't put the blame on me
Oh, some people got the real problem
https://t.me/MkNotes/1110
I'm only human
I'm only, I'm only
I'm only human, human
Maybe I'm foolish
Maybe I'm blind
Thinking I can see through this
And see what's behind
Got no way to prove it
So maybe I'm blind
But I'm only human after all
I'm only human after all
Don't put your blame on me
Don't put your blame on me
Take a look in the mirror
And what do you see
Do you see it clearer
Or are you deceived
In what you believe
'Cause I'm only human after all
You're only human after all
Don't put the blame on me
Don't put your blame on me
Some people got the real problems
Some people out of luck
Some people think I can solve them
Lord heavens above
I'm only human after all
I'm only human after all
Don't put the blame on me
Don't ask my opinion
Don't ask me to lie
Then beg for forgiveness
For making you cry
Making you cry
'Cause I'm only human after all
I'm only human after all
Don't put your blame on me
Don't put the blame on me
Oh, some people got the real problem
https://t.me/MkNotes/1110