“I am not going to tell you my name, not yet at any rate.' A queer half-knowing, half-humorous look came with a green flicker into his eyes. 'For one thing it would take a long while: my name is growing all the time, and I've lived a very long, long time so my name is like a story. Real names tell you the story of things they belong to in my language, in the Old Entish as you might say. It is a lovely language, but it takes a very long time saying anything in it, because we do not say anything in it, unless it is worth taking a long time to say, and to listen to.” - The Two Towers

This will happen.

How on Middle Earth is this real!?

Oi, got a right proper meme for this one, one sec…

Haitians… erm, I mean, tropical Southrons after exhausting all edible wildlife on their garbage island and moving to suburban America

Extremely high difficulty levels here.

It will never get old

If this had been made in China everyone involved would have been shot

This is what Tolkien would have wanted! You know it, we know it, and the entire world will know it!

Deathknell

Ace Ventura in Middle Earth