Reading the Bible* and dissociating from the world

“I am not going to tell you my name, not yet at any rate.' A queer half-knowing, half-humorous look came with a green flicker into his eyes. 'For one thing it would take a long while: my name is growing all the time, and I've lived a very long, long time so my name is like a story. Real names tell you the story of things they belong to in my language, in the Old Entish as you might say. It is a lovely language, but it takes a very long time saying anything in it, because we do not say anything in it, unless it is worth taking a long time to say, and to listen to.” - The Two Towers

This will happen.

How on Middle Earth is this real!?

Oi, got a right proper meme for this one, one sec…

Haitians… erm, I mean, tropical Southrons after exhausting all edible wildlife on their garbage island and moving to suburban America